Mick
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What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees oughta put a stop to that!
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
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Now hold on there, that's dangerous thinking!
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transphobes! the lot of you!
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That's not what Jeff said.
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At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions.
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Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world, She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
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He's clearly quoting Bo Dallas, guys. Sheesh.
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Holy shit, just as I'm reading this an Anchorman trailer just came on the TV... with that song.
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Quoting The Losers obv.
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Maybe it's the beer talking EWB, but you got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewey pretzels here that ahrdrelaksnd beer FIVE DOLLARS?! Get of here....
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RIP Marcia Wallace, aka Mrs. Krabapple.
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That has to be the biggest lost of a semi-regular Simpsons character since Phil Hartman died (Excluding Maude Flanders whose character was only killed off on the show when the voice actor left following a pay dispute.) She will be missed
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"Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name...Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. -- Woodrow."
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So I start marching my way down to Carol in HR, and I knock on her door, and I say "CAROL, CAROL, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT PEPE!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! THERE. IS. NO. CAROL IN HR.
