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Mick

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Status Updates posted by Mick

  1. Goodbye 2011. Hope 2012 is just as good.

  2. The silent majesty of a winter's morn, the clean cool chill of the holiday air, and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

  3. The silent majesty of a winter's morn, the clean cool chill of the holiday air, and an asshole in his bathroob, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

  4. It's Quaid-e-Azam's Day, Charlie Brown!

  5. Are you there, G.O.D.? It's me, Mick.

  6. We'll be changing the rules, a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later, now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our presents, WHENEVER WE WANT!

    1. Herr Matzat

      Herr Matzat

      Or you could just move to germany were presents are given in the evening of the 24th. >_>

  7. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      Mick? Get the car.

  8. SUGAR do-do-doo-doot doot-do, Ah Honey honey do-do-doo-doot doot-do, you are my candy girlllll and i fee----

  9. Radiant cool, Crazy nightmares, Zen New Jersey nowhere, How now brown bureaucrat?

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      No riding the bomb

  10. I don't understand my own dillusion :(

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Try taking a long hard look in the mirror.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      I took a long hard look in the mirror and said Candyman three times.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      Brine and cry all you want, if you weren't so busy bullying, Danish of you would see that JBH has a point.

      Pickle puns are really difficult.

  11. It's that time again!

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Why? It isn't random, it's set to do it at that time. Plus nobody can read it since the board has sort of crashed.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      I think you've broken his heart, Quom.

    4. Quom

      Quom

      I am a horrible bastard!

  12. Kuna to chuta, Solo?

  13. Board go boom now.

  14. Happy happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween! Happy happy Halloween, Sil-ver Shamrock!

  15. This board will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Unless my clock isn't right because we are on daylight savings? It's ticked in the options panel thingy though.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      If you say you were lying, that's good enough for me.

    4. Ace

      Ace

      I hate to point out the obvious, but could you both, possibly, be on opposite sides of the US?

  16. Prepare shi---PREPARE SHIP, FOR LUDICROUS SPEED!

    1. Lint

      Lint

      Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Give me that you petty excuse for an officer! Now here this! LUDICROUS SPEED--

  17. Eight Minutes, to Mid---shit. That won't work.

  18. Your masters at the A.N. call me a wild beast. So be it! You do not deserve the martial dignity of a firing squad! No! You shall be killed BY a wild beast, a beast BORN of my own genius! Raise the incubation chamber!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      YOU CAME HERE EXPECTING TO FIND A MADMAN, AND INSTEAD YOU FOUND A GOD!?

  19. If the twenty billion dollars are not delivered in one hour, then the board will die!

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Someone's gonna be so very poor.

  20. Spaceballs The Recent Status Update

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