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Mick

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  1. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational health care platform!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Treat them at will, Commander!

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out "YAY I CAN AFFORD TO TREAT MY CHILDREN NOW!"

  2. 10TH ENEMY HAS THE BOMB.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      The Kris Kross album?

    2. Berober

      Berober

      He passes it the the 11th enemy... GOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      But he was offside!

  3. Asking the question so you won't have to: Raw any good tonight?

  4. Ours is not to reason why, Ours is but to do and die

  5. MUCKLE DAMRED CULT! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?

  6. So THAT'S what it's all about!

  7. So...whoever knew...that the Cook was involved....killed her?

    1. Lint

      Lint

      Plant? I thought they called people like you fruits

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Very funny. FBI. That phone call from J. Edgar Hoover was for me. I told you I didn't do it!

    3. Commander Sheepard

      Commander Sheepard

      Ok chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.

  8. Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

  9. BIG MONEY, BIG PRIZES! I LOOOOVE IT! :brow:

  10. The sanctity of this place has been fouled!

  11. Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autobottom there!

  12. Happy Birthday, EWB!

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    2. Lineker
    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      This is why we can't have nice things.

    4. Mick

      Mick

      GET OUT OF MY STATUS UPDATE!

  13. I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Ruki, get off Mick's account.

    2. Fudge

      Fudge

      My favourite scene ever in a game.

      "I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45's - one with cheese, and a large soda."

  14. Doing nothing of any relevant interest at all.

  15. Maybe Mr. Boddy killed the cook!

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Communism was just a red herring.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Dinner wasn't that bad.

    4. Mick

      Mick

      How can you make jokes at a time like this?!

  16. Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Dawn of the Dead, Plubby.

    3. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      When there's no more room in Hell the dead shall walk the Earth.

    4. Plubby
  17. HAHAHAHA! (money money money money moneyyyyyyyy-yyyyy)

    1. Fudge

      Fudge

      Did a clown rob a bank?

  18. Anybody here love games? Anybody?

    1. SRN

      SRN

      Quom loves Video Games.

    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I tried games once. The graphics were kinda lacking and I wasn't a big fan of the voice acting. 2 stars.

  19. Spaceballs: The Recent Status Update

  20. I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, if a man kills another man in the heat of battle, it's called heroic? Yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

  21. Bring out the gimp.

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      The gimp is sleeping

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      The gimp is sleeping

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Well I guess you'll have to go wake him up then, won't you?

  22. Intensify the forward batteries. I don't want anything to get through.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE POWER!

    2. Quom
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