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  1. Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      So, they used a line of Dawn of the Dead to what, I can only presume to be the theme from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly?!

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      Yes. Then gorillas started attacking. And it was glorious.

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Damn dirty apes.

  2. If someone asked you to pop a zit on their back, how willing would you be to do it?

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Will I be allowed to burn it?

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Heh, I'd encourage it, given the person. But in reality, no.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Not interested.

  3. Finally found out where I know John Cena from, he's that guy that dressed up like Vanilla Ice for Halloween!

  4. YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      *roads deteriorate EVERYWHERE*

    2. whiskers

      whiskers

      Am I the only one who thought that was deliberate sabotage?

      I doubt it.

  5. I'm a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk.

  6. Out on the town lookin' for a woman Gonna give me good love Anybody want to hang out with me And maybe burn me up She was standin' alone over by the jukebox Like she's somethin' to sell I said, baby what's the goin'-price She told me to go to hell....

    1. Bigal

      Bigal

      Shot down in flames, shot down in flames, ain't it a shame to be shot down in flames?

    2. Quom

      Quom

      That's no good Mick. Although I'm sure it's not the first time a hooker has decided you're not worth the money.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      She's clearly not a hooker though!

  7. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

    2. Mick

      Mick

      You think you're clever, don't you, Sousa? Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty---wait a minute....

  8. A Slime draws near! Command?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Machismo attempts to flee! BUT THE ENEMY BLOCKS THE WAY! Command?

    3. Benji
    4. Mick

      Mick

      Benji casts Fap! No effect! Slime attacks! Benji takes 1 damage! Command?

  9. Look, you fools. You're in danger. Can't you see? They're after you. They're after all of us. Our wives, our children, everyone. They're here already. YOU'RE NEXT!

    1. Skummy
    2. Mick

      Mick

      <3 Skummy, You have just made Invasion of the Body Snatchers one million times better for me. Come to think of it, Goldberg's theme WAS Invasion...

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      They snatching your people up?

  10. If the money's in the bank, why do they need ladders?

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      Yeah! And whats the deal with metaphors, am I right!

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      How come the Royal Rumble is full of people who aren't Royalty?

    3. Matt

      Matt

      Ooh ooh... something about Survivor Series and war veterans.

  11. How must I prepare?' You must ask yourself! 'Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay on the lawn and let 'em run over me with lawnmowers? Should I go to Africa and let 'em trample me with raging elephants?'

  12. General Kala — Flash Gordon approaching.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?

  13. Ooooh yeaaaah....when in the course of human events....yeah......

  14. I have come to the conclusion that one useless man, is called a disgrace. That TWO, are called a law firm, and THREE or more make up a Congress.

  15. 697 since the Battle of Bannockburn.

  16. 697 since the Battle of Bannockburn.

  17. We've got this man. We've got this by the ass!

  18. Hens love roosters, geese love ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!

    1. King Ellis
    2. Mick

      Mick

      Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

    3. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Ned Flanders is a cunt.

  19. You're next.....ACHILLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

  20. How come in Sci-Fi, there's never a single, passing reference to any kind of janitoral staff?

  21. I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

  22. Thought you dumbasses would've learned your lesson with "1 Night In Chyna".....

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Or at least by "Another Night in Chyna".

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Or by "Journey into the Centre of Chyna".

  23. Wrestling Matters: Starring Steve Urkel and That Guy From Die Hard

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Reginald Vel Johnson, I'll bet he plays a cop in that too lol

    2. Universal
  24. Matsuda, you idiot....

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Tobias, you blowhard...

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Actually Matsuda there is something you can do to help.

      ...Can you get us some coffee?

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