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  1. Always the quiet ones.

  2. FINISH THE FUCKING STORY, MAN! What happened....what about those glands?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Nobody's gonna finish the fucking story? :'(

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      I don't think there was ending to that story, was there? He just kept telling him "You took too much, man. Too much. Too much"

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Maybe...you could just....shove me into the pool...or something.

  3. Nevermind about the key, unlock the door!

  4. Let's go Wolverin OHHHHHHHHH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS /wrists

    1. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      chill out buttknocker

  5. Who can tell me, why, in 1975, we pulled our forces out of Vietnam?

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    2. badotori

      badotori

      MAXX WINS! MAXX WINS!

    3. Sousa
    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      What I said was history. Everyone else fails.

  6. SPECTACLE ROCK IS AN ENTRANCE TO DEATH.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.

  7. I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.

  8. THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING OF THE PLANE!

  9. B-U-C-SHIT GODDAMNIT

  10. I have the greatest idea for a movie: ROBOMOUNTIE.

    1. Marcos

      Marcos

      Didn't know they were that advanced in Canada!

  11. *Insane movie quote*

  12. You remember that thing we had about sixty years ago called the Korean Conflict? Yeah, where we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel, and push those rice eaters back to the Great Wall of China, and TAKE IT APART BRICK BY BRICK, AND NUKE THEM BACK INTO THE FUCKING STONE AGE FOREVER?! HOW COME?! TELL ME WHY?! SAY IT!!! SAY IT!!!!

  13. You wake up late for school, man you don't wanna go....

    1. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      You ask your Mom "please?" but she still says "NO!"

  14. Mortimer, your brother's not well, we better call an ambulance!

  15. No, no you can't run away. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee....

  16. I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried alive.

  17. ...the garage and water from the sprinkler. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor, next to his own severed head. A head which at this time has no name.

    1. Johnny Latino Heat

      Johnny Latino Heat

      I know its name...

      HERE I AM

    2. Mick

      Mick

      I'M THE MASTER OF YOUR DESTINY....

      I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY ONE

      I AM THE GOD OF KINGDOM COME,

      GIMME THE PRIZE!

    3. Johnny Latino Heat

      Johnny Latino Heat

      JUST GIMME THE PRIZE!

      GIVE ME YOUR KINGS

      LET ME SQUEEZE THEM IN MY HAND

      YOUR PUNY PRINCES

      YOUR SO-CALLED LEADERS OF YOUR LAND

  18. CNN sucks for redesigning their politics page :@

  19. Godlessness. Let me say that again. Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started, it wasn't the plauge, *they* created, it was JUDGMENT.

  20. Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you have feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have your or your loved ones seen a spook, spectre, or ghost?

    1. EddieRuckus

      EddieRuckus

      If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals.

    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      Who ya gonna call!? Not me, I don't fuck with that shit.

  21. Well, I'm not going home. I am going to get in my boat, and go up reever, and kick, that son of a bitch Bison's ass so HARD, that the next Bison wannabe, is gonna feel it. Now, who wants to go home.......................AND WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?!

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      ....Go back to writing Strangetown, Mick.

    2. Sousa
  22. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Dude, it's Gordon Gecko.

    3. Rocky
    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Are you serious? You don't know who Gordon Gecko is?

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