Mick

No, no, no! This suckers electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity that I need.

WE REQUIRE MORE VESPINE GAS

JP SOUSA! THE WHOLE F'N MOOK!

We're Back!

Mean Smark Callous

And he is not just merely banned, he's truly most sincerely banned!

Triple H is a very, very, bad person.

Triple H and Stephanie are out in the park with their kids. Stephanie says "Hey, Hunter. Think you could you push the baby?" Triple H said "Sure honey, after all, that's what responsible parents do!".

I'm Idaho.

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copying status updates and trying to be funny is,um, not funny.

EWB JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. EWB WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW DONATION SYSTEM CHANGE

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I'm not wearing any pants.

You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Joseph Pesci. The beatings are real. The judgment is final. This is HIS courtroom.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip; that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour, a three a hour tour. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, wi...

I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over 1000 blades. Not known to Death Nor Known to Life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. So, as I pray. UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!

If anybody sees my mind, let me know. I've lost it

In other news, Generallisimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead.

Matt Hardy should burn forever for being a human, and thus, inherently flawed, being!

Not planning on playing EWR or TEW. Not planning on doing a random movie quote or website shill.

First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

Capitalism, ho!

I know a place at the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low. But my hands are messed up, so you better drive, brother.

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