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Mick

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  1. All but one man died there at Bitter Creek.

  2. Lemon need not squeeze lemon to survive!

  3. Who would have known that Darth Vader was Walter White's father?

    1. HC

      HC

      SPOILERS MAN!!!!

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Walter White and Tyler Durden were both the same person: a sled that he had growing up.

      A sled that was the sixth incarnation of the Matrix's self-created anomaly.

      An anomaly named Keyser Soze.

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Oh thank you Mr. Blow-the-TV-show for me!

  4. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. >:)

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city.

  5. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I know you like to look at yourself on TV you sick sonnuva bitch, so look at this. HRRRRRRRRRRRRRNGGGH

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      The world thought very little of you, my dear guests! Too little to pay the pittance I asked for! Too little to even mount a decent rescue attempt!

  6. Aaah! After ten thousand years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!

  7. STOP SCREAMING! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!

  8. First you POUND the fish flat with the mallet, Then you slash through the skin, give the belly a slice, then you rub some salt in, 'cause that makes it taste nice!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Zut alors! I have missed one.

  9. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

  10. Would you defend our cities with haystacks, noble leader? Build city walls first, and other improvements later!

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I'd call advisors like that "archery targets".

    3. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      I disagree, Your Excellency.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      If one of your advisors tells you to make haystacks, execute him. He's probably working for the assassins, they love that shit.

  11. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Recent Status Updates like "Reading This In My Voice" and "Updating From The Toilet".

  12. Has he got a chance?! Ha, HELL YE---- :o

  13. How much clearer can I say, "THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY, IN THE BANANA STAND"?!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      NO TOUCHING! NO TOUCHING! NO TOUCHING!

    2. Mick
  14. How much clearer can I say, "THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY, IN THE BANANA STAND"?!

  15. I-I am not grease!

    1. SRN

      SRN

      I have to use my sound sword now! Its a sound sword!

    2. Mick

      Mick

      You will now receive four to three units of juice!

  16. Who's eyes are those eyes?

  17. LPT: When you use a blowgun, don't inhale.

  18. I am royal, you are servile!

  19. The evil Kilokhan lives inside computer circuits! With the help of Malcolm Frink, he creates Megavirus Monsters to attack electronic systems! Meanwhile, a freak accident turns Sam Collins into Servo! His friends join forces in their samurized attack vehicles! Together, they transform into... the SUPERHUMAN SAMURAI SYBER-SQUAD!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      ♪Superhuman Samurai!♪

  20. Spaceballs The Recent Status Update

    1. Ant

      Ant

      I'm surrounded by assholes

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      May the Schwartz be with you.

  21. An E-Fed draws near ! Command ?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      The E-Fed does exist !

      The E-Fed attacks !

      A terrible hit !

      brenchill takes 50 damage ! Command ?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      >SPELL

      >HURTMORE

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Sousa chants Hurtmore !

      Not enough MP !

      Command ?

  22. Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - run!

    1. Lint

      Lint

      If all your little advertisements aren't purged from our systems by the time I get back from the Gamma Quadrant, I will come to Quark's, and believe me, I will have fun

  23. You didn't see it. You didn't hear it. You won't say nothin' to no one ever in your life. You never heard it, how absurd it all seems without any proof!

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