METALMAN

Oh dear lord it's a v-neck. Might as well go all the way and turn it into a cardigan.

That above post about bass - bass player is always best looking. i.e. Subways woman. She's going to marry me.

You can turn the electronic one off if he gets annoying.

This is our new one. I quite like it. Prefer it with white shorts though:

That will be fine. I'll just call George. If was prepared to call up Nacho Novo he'll definitely take you.

Hopefully he will continue the great Italian tradition begun by Gianluca Vialli and so brilliantly maintained by Claudio Ranieri.

I'll be 31 and I will have to start accepting the fact that it's unlikely that I will ever play for England. You don't happen to have any Scottish grandparents by any chance? We took Don Hutchison on that basis.

Hull bought Ben Sahar off me for £5 million and are paying him £62,000 a week. lol. Idiots. I am playing "world's best player" Mario Balotelli £41,000 a week.

From a Leeds fan. ..from a Newcastle fan? from a Sunderland fan?

I honestly don't understand what the problem with Strachan is. I think he'd be a fantastic manager for Sunderland. When he took over at Southampton they were in a very similar position to Sunderland now - perhaps even worse - and he made them top half contenders, got them to the cup final and as a result into Europe. I think if Sunderland fans think they are too good for Strachan they are deluding themselves. If anything, Strachan is too good for Sunderland.

Sorry I would do but I'm afraid I didn't watch too much of the Bundesliga this year.

The other day I was with my cheapskate friend who visited pretty much every second hand record shop in Glasgow in order to assemble Placebo's discography. He did it for about £7. I was mildy impressed.

Reilly will be here soon enough. I'll probably watch a couple of games if I can find the time. Who are the Royal XV?

I couldn't find a picture of mine, but it was close enough to this one. It was from 1995 or something and it was pretty nice. It was the away kit if I remember correctly. I also had the red and blue third kit which was really nice, but with it being a third kit from thirteen years ago it's not exactly easy to find pictures of it. I also had this one: I was a total gloryhunter. haha. But I messed up that kit. Due to me being an idiot I asked for my first name on the back of the kit rather than my surname, thinking that was what the name on the back of the shirt actually was. People made a fool of me for that.

Yeah well you know what Sepp Blatter's like.

Souce: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Deal-Reac...ky_News_Reveals Well that's guff.

Oh and if you're fed up with the same teams in the league every year increasing the detail levels should see to that.

Big Brother 10? Scary.

Drog-baaaaaaahhhh. Scores

43 seconds for Di Matteo.

What the fuck? Di Matteo moment there! Everton up inside thirty seconds!

Abide With Me then God Save The Queen. Good time for me to nip out to the shop. >_>

At least you get that choice and don't have Crocodile Hunter Diaries on ITV all afternoon. Like fuck am I watching Rangers pumping Falkirk.

Aberdeen still weren't the dominant team during Ferguson's era though. Rangers still one more than them.

Match squad. Not starting XI. And the reason Rangers and Celtic dominate is because that's how it's always been and always will be because they have a much bigger fanbase, get much more TV money etc. If they went away we'd have an excellent competitive league.