METALMAN

I am going to phone you tomorrow, listen for your phone going off then beat you up. EDIT: actually i'm not. you look scary tough. Oh and I have two unused tickets for yesterday if anyone is interested.

I always wear football socks cause I'm a ned. As I will be for Evolution. And if there's any danger it shall be dealt with on the train.

In seven hours from now I will be setting out to conquer Newcastle with £15, a cheap green t-shirt, a six pack of Strongbow and an irn-bru bottle filled with vodka. Godspeed!

I'm worried that I am going to be raped by a sad Newcastle fan tomorrow.

It was a bad idea to drive about in Glasgow in a green car tonight I tell you. Sorry. I meant funny idea.

Oh another thing...how far apart are these two stages?

Obviously counting isn't a strength for some people.

I think it means that was the last time they were relegated?

Free vodka on mondays? Where is this? And how? Do they serve Scottish people?

I wouldn't be surprised if Holland finish bottom of that group.

Here's the Euro 2012 draw on my game. I am Italy. Group A Poland Italy Turkey Israel Group B Ukraine Germany Switzerland Scotland Group C Spain Portugal Holland Croatia Group D England France Serbia Ireland I think I got off quite lucky. >_> Group C is one of the most horrible groups I've ever seen though.

Mehdi Taouil got goal of the season for us today.

Excellent. Your CM 01/02 updates are the best thing about this thread. Because it is CM 01/02.

Is that the 2nd round group stage? If so, I am impressed.

Ooooh. That could be enjoyable.

I can't be bothered going anymore. Too tired.

What do you mean by interview process? This is my first time watching the apprentice you see.

I have written reviews for mine at least 11 times. >_> They are dreadful but if it's quantity rather than quality you're looking for I'm your man!

When will Debra ever go? I think she's being kept cause she's quite a controversial character. She'd be absolutely horrible to work with. I mean Ben's arrogant and James is an idiot but none of them are horrible at least. I'd rather work with a dumbo than a bitch.

Sacked as manager of Vitoria Setubal for being shit. So who takes me on next then? SEVILLA. Obviously 4th place in the Portuguese league isn't that shit after all eh?

I have a 24 hour Spar near my flat. I hung about there once when I forgot my keys.

McDonalds aye? Sounds a blast. I haven't been to a McDonalds in like two years.

em yeah that's exactly the case. my mum was a tour guide too you know. >_> Anyway main reason we're going to Digital or something is cause we're not getting back till 6am next morning and we're too cheap to get accommodation, but also don't want to walk around Newcastle all night as it will be cold and boring.

Well that's true. I was right gutted when you didn't sell him to Birmingham. haha. We'd have got a nice bit of that £4 million.

Eh I do reviews for the university radio when I can be bothered. And YI does reviews for himself. haha.