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Woo finally getting donator status on EWB

fapsOrnamma, mahna mahna.

i logged on to EWB to let you guys know that bette davis eyes is the best song ever made.

Sousa's still a mook.

you're not really an alcoholic until you've woken up with your own vomit in your eyelashes.

She's paralyzed. We had better eat her to gain her strength.

The January 2nd edition of RAW is in Tennessee,,, jackpot.

The January 2nd edition of RAW is in Tennessee,,, jackpot.

Somebody call my momma!

Begin preperation for new diary. 'The Kids of America'. I've got goosebumps, have you?

I just now saw a commercial for a "board game" called the Doggie Doo game. No pun intended, I shit you not, this a real product that a real company has put into toy shelves.

How is Adam Ryland like a 24/7 Pizza Hut? He always delivers. *ducks tomatoes*

Weighed myself at the gym today. I've lost four pounds since Tuesday. I feel good.

Aye yo Ryder fan, RW needs you in the reputation thread

Aye yo Ryder fan, RW needs you in the reputation thread

I'm looking for Chmelar, first name Fanny. Hey everybody, i'm looking for a Fanny Chmelar!

Seattle Superhero arrested by Kirkland?

Note to self: Do not dare to go against the popular consensus on EWB, or you will be berated with sarcastic remarks from serveral 30 year old men whose sole accomplishments in life are being V.I.P.'s on an internet forum.

It kinda freaks me out that WalkerWGZ and I have two mutual friends on Facebook. As in, actual real people that I know >_>

It kinda freaks me out that WalkerWGZ and I have two mutual friends on Facebook. As in, actual real people that I know >_>

It kinda freaks me out that WalkerWGZ and I have two mutual friends on Facebook. As in, actual real people that I know >_>

Why don't people ever try suicide-by-mod by posting pictures of tits? Seriously, that's the way to do it, go out in a wave of boobs.

I've got some bad news for you, Canary4life fans...

Hulk Hogan and Sting are wrestling on a PPV in 2011. No seriously, this isn't a joke.