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Not digging the new trend in The Ring where people reword the same two points of argument so we get 3 pages of derivative gruel to wade through... wait... maybe that isn't so new after all.

Really? No birthday thread...

Sadly someone removed my avatar... but hey, that leaves room for more Townes Van Love.

Sooooo... I got stabbed last night.

The only Libyans I'm interested in seeing be brought to justice are the savages who gunned down Doctor Emmett Brown. NEVER FORGET.

There seems to be some sort of secret coordinated effort to turn the initially wonderful Degrees of Separation thread to absolute dog shit.

To the gentleman who first referred to childbirth as “going number 3”, a tip of the cap.

Today I learned that when I was born, I was roughly the 4,944,483,094th person alive on this planet, and that I am, again roughly, the 79,815,588,257th person to ever be alive-- but I am pretty sure I am the first person to always carry an old Nintendo controller with me so that when death finally arrives I can counter with the Contra cheat code.

Ugh. Working, very hung over on my birthday.

Was Fabulous Moolah ever young? Even the oldest footage of her looks like a leather faced harpy from hell.

Well, wont you lend your lungs to me?

Mine are collapsing

Plant my feet and bitterly breathe

Up the time thats passing.

Breath Ill take and breath Ill give

Pray the day aint poison

Stand among the ones that live

In lonely indecision.

Whenever someone talks about how big Shaq's dick must be I always switch topics and talk about the length of Rebecca Lobo's vagina

Why did Garfield hate Mondays so much? What the fuck did he even have to do?

Would have been a lot different if Ziggy had played banjo, jamming good with Beard and Willie, and the Snyders from Nashville.

Yikes, definitely just caught my house mate watching me comb my hair without a shirt on in the bathroom. The give away? His heavy breathing. If I don't make it to work tomorrow someone check to make sure he hasn't made me into a skin suit.

You'd be about a billion times cooler if you were Cloud Barton.