Mick

Note to self: Do not dare to go against the popular consensus on EWB, or you will be berated with sarcastic remarks from serveral 30 year old men whose sole accomplishments in life are being V.I.P.'s on an internet forum.

Note to self: Do not dare to go against the popular consensus on EWB, or you will be berated with sarcastic remarks from serveral 30 year old men whose sole accomplishments in life are being V.I.P.'s on an internet forum.

I think I'm dead....

And he is not just merely banned, he's truly most sincerely banned!

I'm Idaho.

You know you want me baby!

You sunk my battleship!

I'm going to wrestle a bear! Cause that's what men do!

I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.

got an e-mail from a customer wishing me well in my future endeavours.

My paypal account was locked over 4p, apparently.

Enough is enough

This is the lamest meme ever in EWB history..

This is the lamest meme ever in EWB history..

EWB JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. EWB WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW DONATION SYSTEM CHANGE

Have internet access again for the first time since Saturday. Did I miss anything?

The Geeks Will Inherit The Earth.

This status message is locked for being much too silly

Pop Prom whens it posted?

There is no god. None. Not one. No god. Never was. In fact, I'm gonna put it this way. If there is a god, may he strike this audience dead!

Why does Russo love acronyms so much? T.I.T., U.P.Y.O.U.R.S, goddamn..

A&F are offering the Jersey Shore cast money NOT to wear their clothes. Seriously.

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.