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gunnar hendershow

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  1. My favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke turns and looks dead into the camera and says "By the way, the Holiday Special is canon. None of Empire is, but the Holiday Special is."

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      gunnar hendershow

      I loved the 30 minute lecture Luke gave to the porgs about how midi-chlorians work.

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  2. It took me 10 years and nearly 2 months, but I've made 5000 posts on EWB! If I had a nickel for every post I made on here, I'd have......5000 nickels! Or 250 dollars, but that doesn't sound THAT impressive does it? Well neither does 5000 posts over 10 years when you think about it, its only 1.37 posts per day. But still, its something right?

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I take comfort in knowing at least 10% of those posts were made in the search for the answer to the ever imporant question regarding a challenger for a certain Colon.

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  3. Some of you should pay your invoices when they generate instead of moaning >_>

  4. I haven't even seen Daredevil yet and I'm already kinda getting sick of it. I can't escape talk of it on Reddit, Facebook or youtube.

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Aren't ya'll a little late on the whole Daredevil train? It came out years ago. I didn't think it was all that good either, Ben Affleck is finished in Hollywood.

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  5. I had no knowledge about deflated footballs

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      gunnar hendershow

      Jenny I've got your number. I need to make you mine.

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  7. Once TLC 2014 comes to a close I will post the nomination thread for our 2014 wrestling awards!

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      GoGo will vote for Princess Kimberlee in every category.

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  8. As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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      gunnar hendershow

      Nope they're unfortunately still just regular old dinosaurs.

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  9. 1 week of teaching left. Get me outta here!

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      gunnar hendershow

      Yeah 30 more years before the endless summer truly begins.

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  10. Drink every time Srar chants USA! USA! USA!

  11. That horrible moment when you realise you rank lower than JTH on EWB :(

  12. Never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who has, which makes me wonder if I could.

  13. Here comes the Ax, here comes the Smasher. The Demolition, walking disaster. Pain and destruction is our middle name.

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Ax and Smash are their last names. Both share the first name Demolition. It's their common bond, what made them a team.

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  14. Why are the funny things on the internet not funny?

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      gunnar hendershow

      If a funny tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a funny?

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  15. Thinking about donating to EWB. I've been a squatter for long enough.

  16. Facebook reccommended I like Hall and Oats, but, I can't go for that (no can do).

  17. HOLY SHIT WHY WAS SUMMERSLAM THE BEST THING EVER!?

  18. Could Kriss Sprules get away with saying "Hey, at least I'm not Shannon Moore!"?

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      gunnar hendershow

      But Sprules was in the unanimous winner for EWB MOTY once.

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  19. Sure Darren Young is the first Openly Gay WWE superstar. Key work "Openly", HHH. No pressure.

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      HHH will be coming out at Summerslam. The entire card is being reworked to just be 3 hours of him telling the Universe how he loves dis bizness and is also gay.

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  20. I'm trying to keep up with the Hogan/Andre story. Was Andre 9 or 10ft?

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      There were no other matches on the card that night, everyone came solely for that match.

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