RoyWill Rumble

It's like Dolph Ziggler fucked Rocky Dennis and out came DDP.

Oh, the Dubsta is by no means the best SUV (though I kinda love how it handles), but the chrome/gold ones sell for a buttload and that's all I need them for.

Finally found the chrome Dubsta. Oh boy is it obnoxious, but it sells for, like $25k if you add a truck horn, and it's easy as hell to spawn once you have already spawned one. Yayyyyyy. Also, I think I'mma move out to Paleto Bay just for a change of scenery. I realized that I really don't even use like, half of my cars, so I'm slowly picking and choose what I don't need in my car collection. I've got the Tailgater, Schafter, and Sentinel, and one of them just needs to go. As much as I like all of them, I don't need three nice, German sedans. I also had a Rebel for some reason. I mean, it was cool, but the novelty wore off. So that's gone. NEVER getting rid of the Youga, though. I had it since before you could buy it, and getting that fucking thing to spawn was such a bitch.

Fugazi's first demo is incredible on vinyl and so is Yank Crimes by Drive Like Jehu. Carry on.

That aired in 2014? Well, shit. Forgot about that.

1. Bojack Horseman 2. Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3. So You Think You Can Dance (YEAH WHATEVER I'LL FUCKIN' FIGHT YOU) 4. America's Next Top Model (YEAH WHATEVER I'LL FIGHT YOU SOME MORE) 5. Orange is the New Black Andddd... that's that. Also, I'm going to assume Netflix originals count, or else fuck you very much.

It's this weird thing where Hearses spawn at the Church up by Pacific Bluffs (and other places, but I have constantly found it there), but only if you have someone with a Hearse in your session driving around in said Hearse. I happen to have a Hearse. Also on the lookout for modified cars, such as the Gold/Chrome Dubsta 2 up in Vinewood Hills and the pimped out Sandkings up in Paleto Bay. Found the Sandkings, but no luck with the Dubstas yet.

If anyone wants a Hearse, by the way, I can get you one. Just tell me.

I enjoyed being inside of you, Ollie.

If you want a game for the ladyfriend, though it is digital, may I recommend Guacamelee? Ladyfriend and I have loved playing that together. Again, LBP3 is fine, but I'd say wait on it until you can get it for about thirty bucks—which, come, say, boxing day you might be able to do. It has its charm and some levels are still loads of fun, but it has A LOT of problems, and they really start to show in co-op/when you've played the level a few times over. We had one sidescrolling level where if we didn't make it to a certin checkpoint in time we literally couldn't progress and had to start the whole level over again—not from a checkpoint, but from the very beginning, which was a good five minutes of level just leading up to getting stuck again and having to restart. And now we're stuck at the shittiest boss ever, where, when we have to switch from one of the characters to another, we LITERALLY DISAPPEAR AND CAN'T TELL WHERE THE FUCK WE ARE. Holy shit I'm remembering how frustrating and horribly glitchy the game is. Christ. Ugh. Again, on the cheap? You can maybe put up with it. But my girlfriend paid $80 and she regrets it so much. And this happened. Also, Guacamelee is considerably cheaper than LBP3—and mostly bug free.

Don't. It's not a great game, at all. It was quite obviously not given the polish it needs. There's a buttload of glitches that they should have ironed out—e.g. old LBP DLC sometimes doesn't sync, sometimes your costume stuff won't unlock for the second player for some reason; or it just won't save for the first player. It isn't check-pointed well, the story itself is MAYBE like five hours long, you have no real incentive to go back and collect stuff with new characters/abilities because playing the levels the themselves is boring. And a lot of the character's abilities just feel gated off to certain parts of the story and, again, there doesn't really feel like a reason to go back and use new characters. We're on the last boss and once we've beat it, we have no incentive to go back unless stuff REALLY opens up. As it stands, we're just gonna trade it in. And we're both people who try to collect everything. We tried to 100% both LBPs before this, along with stuff like Super Mario 3D World and Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze. It was reaaaaalllllyyy disappointing, especially for the ladyfriend. If it's, like, the equivalent of $30 USD? Sure. Go for it. But know going in that it really it's REALLY unpolished and the level design is nowhere near as good as the first two games. And there's no incentive to go back. So basically, after you beat it, you've gotta hope that the user-created stuff is awesome. So far it hasn't been, really—or if it has, I can't tell because the filtering system is kinda wonky.

So, what, they just have people uploading "The Canadian Crippler" or deliberate misspellings of Benoit or some shit, when it's blatantly Benoit? 2K15 can't even have custom arenas, so it's not like you can recreate WCW or Benoit's WWE run. So, why you'd even want Benoit in your game, I don't know. It's people's own prerogatives, though, I suppose. Just like it's WWE's prerogative to not want to acknowledge a dude who killed his wife and son and then himself.

Well, as long as it's a tasteful Hitler.

1. Bayonetta 2 (10 Pts): Best playing game of the bunch. It's fucking bonkers, awesome to look at, has incredible enemy design, and is easily the best game of the year, bar fucking none. 2. Jazzpunk (9 Pts): This game is absurd and wonderful. 3. Captain Toad Treasure Tracker (8 Pts): Take the Captain Toad levels from Mario 3D World, make a game out of it, charge $40, and have some amazing bonus content and charm the pants offa people. SO GOOD. 4. Mario Kart 8 (7 Pts): This game is hella fun, and it was probably the most fun I've had all year. My ladyfriend and I loved it to bits. And the DLC was pretty rad. 5. Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor (6 Pts): I fucking hate LOTR, so this was a hard sell for me, but the Nemesis system was fucking incredible. This game also took the best bits of the Arkham and AC games and made them better. It was just kinda shitty that the story was completely forgettable, the final boss battle was horrid, the setting kind of drab, annnddd you didn't open up enough of the cooler abilities until much too late in the game's story. This could have been number one or two just from the way it played and its incredible Nemesis system, and I wanted to put it up there, but I just can't in good faith, despite it being almost neck and neck with Bayonetta 2 for games I enjoyed the most this year. I have a lot to say about this game. 6. Three Fourths Home(5 Pts): Basically, I'm a shitty kid and this game (read: interactive story, really) reminded me of that fact and it was wonderful and I don't wanna spoil much. It was wonderful. 7. Valiant Hearts (4 Pts): Wanted to put this higher, but the gameplay wasn't too amazing. Dat art style, story, and atmosphere doe. 8. Octodad: Dadliest Catch (3 Pts): OCTOOOOOOOO-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD NO ONE SUSPECTS A THING.. 9. Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2 Pts): Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh boy. Love it. Love it. Love it. The story that you can completely miss. The conspiracy theories. Fucking love it. 10. Fibbage/Jackbox Party Pack (yeah I fucking went there) (1 Pt): Most fun I had with a game all-year, no doubt about it Honourable mention to The Banner Saga and This War of Mine. I really liked it, but haven't played enough to include it in this list. Same with Shovel Knight. And GTA V would have been on there if we were doing re-makes, 'cause it is fucking fantastic on the PS4. Also, Depression Quest is awesome, but it came out last year.

Where's that screen shot taken from? How do I know when I've found the "sweet spot"? Does the pad rumble? Someone quite talented used the logo importer feature and created New Day attires for the lot of them. Found it on Operation Sports. This feature and what little I've played of the game makes me want it on the cheap.

Smash Bros., a game that excels at multiplayer and is known for being a completely average single player game at best is completely average as a single player game? Say it ain't so.

I was really hoping for the PS4 Yakuza game. Buttt I understand why it won't come--yet. We need 5 first. But I hope it'll come out on PS Now or something since I don't have a PS3 anymore.

Shit like this makes me want WWE 2K15 want WWE 2K15 for a reduced price excited for WWE 2K16.

Awww snap Black Friday PSN flash sale.

I want a cat and/or dog in my apartment in Online, god dammit.

If you can't make a feature-rich, awesome game on FIFTY GIGS of disc space? You're a shitty game developer. Straight up. Whatever the motivations of the development team were, they definitely aren't pushing the disc space to its max. I can't remember where I saw it, and this is, of course, speculation, but I remember reading an interview with someone on the team saying the ideally needed until about March to get the game to where it should be—with all the match types removed, ability to create divas, creation suite in tact, etc.; basically just have all the features in tact they removed. These dudes HAD to put a game out this year because it's a licensed game and the WWE loves money and it shows. Hell, imagine how much worse it could have been had it been released on its original shipping date of early October. I'm not excusing the development team, but this has nothing to do with them pushing against the power of the PS4/XBone or the disc space. It has to do with them needing more time to make a better game, not having it, and putting out a game that was half-baked. Am I okay with that? For like, thirty or forty bucks? Maybe. I dunno yet. Also, the THQ thing was a joke.

HEY waitaminute WHEN THE FUCK DID THE WWE LICENSE CHANGE FROM THQ TO 2K?

I am surprised by the lack of Smash Bros. posts.

Queue up Spelunky for free download if you have PS+/will get it whilst you still have the chance, because that game is fucking incredible.

Hoooooooooooo man, character creation is a gazillion times better than it was on previous gen.