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Meacon Keaton

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  1. All about that bass fishin'

    1. badotori

      badotori

      Bass fishin', no turbot.

  2. All Raving Rich's content is gone. :( Now how will I know how many posts it takes to count to 100?

  3. Alright, Wiffle Ballers, Week One results are posted!

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You're already won me with your wit, C.

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      I read it as Waffle Billers

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I like you, too, Maxx. I like everyone, but Ellis!

  4. American Males!

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Egyptian Asexuals

    3. everton

      everton

      Chinese Metrosexuals

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      I wish my Slovakian ex was a bisexual. That would of been wonderful...

  5. Anal fissure is currently trending on Twitter

    1. Pizza

      Pizza

      Plankton never got the push he deserved! He would have made this message board so much money!

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Anal fissure for the chmpionship!!

  6. And I just saw that you are coming to Philly. Well, I hope you found something to do. :P

  7. And to be honest, to quote Hall & Oates, "I can't go for that".

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Meacon, we been alone too long (ooooh, don't want to be lonely!)

  8. Anybody know of any really good boxing manager sims?

  9. Are you also divergent, friend?

  10. Are you aware CHIKARA is going down to Baltimore on September 18th? If not, Hey, CHIKARA is going down to Baltimore on September 18th. Just thought you'd like to know.

  11. Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

    1. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Let's not start a holy war now.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Fuck you, Jobu.

      I do it myself.

  12. As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Hey Meac, did you know Penguins don't fly either?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      It was like the turkeys were organizing.

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Imagine if THAT is what Jim Ross said during King of the Ring 1998.

  13. As mayor of the Munchkin City, I'm 'bout to motorboat ya' titties.

  14. Back to the autoclave with ye'!

  15. BAN ME! I'M ALREADY BANNED! ABUSE OF POWER! YOU! SUCK! BAN ME! WOOOO! I'M ALREADY BANNED!

  16. Baseball Mogul sign-ups are now happening in the Cube! Go get a team with a big budget and spend, spend, spend!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Or take a team with a small budget and save, save, save!

  17. Be, darkrayne, and 9-to-5 are the only ones left with picks in EWB Strat-o-matic draft!

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