Meacon Keaton

Met a guy at my buddies family reunion who is cousins to Muhammed Hassan. Good cooler talk.

North East EWBers! Somebody bring me a set of spanners and help me dismantle this sofa to get it in my flat

I only follow Benji and Ellis on twitter, because they are the hierarchy.

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time, hand grenade pins in every line

Finally saw Iron Man 3. Worst twist since The Villaige.

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

TATTOOS OF MEMORIES AND DEAD SKIN ON TRIAL

Need a boxing game like WMMA in my life.

I don't get hype.

"Socrates- he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all"

I'm enamored by women of possibly ill repute, thus is the quandry I find myself in.

"I'm not the ASSMAN!"

Apparently my donator status ran out. Bye, IT Guys.

BREAKIN' THE LAW BREAKIN' THE LAW

Don Frye in an eating contest. He won.

Tuesdays I normally update EWB invades NCAA Football, but I loaned the game to a friend. I'll update as soon as I can.

Tuesdays I normally update EWB invades NCAA Football, but I loaned the game to a friend. I'll update as soon as I can.

Me and Headbanger Mosh just shootin' the shit

on honeymoon!

Saw someone online who was convinced that the singer JoJo was Steph and Trips daughter. Wrestling fans are fun.

Never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who has, which makes me wonder if I could.

Dream Warriors, and maybe tonight you'll be gone.

Everybody on this board should change their username to some slight variation on Brenchill.

Game of Thrones can suck it!

When it's all going wrong and it hurts your head! You've gotta stand up, show the world you're not dead! If you mess with them, then you mess with me! I gotta stay strong for what I beliiiiiiiieve! We are all true Americans! Battle each night throughout the land! We are all true Americans! Battle all night! For what is right!