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CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN AT LAST YOU ARE FINALLY RELEVANT!

I'm heading to HeadCheese's tonight for tea. Can't wait.

Paging Sousa to the Dome....We Need More Hoganomics or something of the ilk

Anyone having trouble with ewb on PC?

Well still pissed that I had diarrhea, but it had a good run.

**BREAKING NEW** A private jet has landed at Heathrow from Tennessee. Could the Jarrett to Spurs rumours be true?

The WarGames DVD is fantastic. Probably the most enjoyable WWE DVD I've seen since Rise & Fall of ECW.

As someone who watches NFL once a year ... who should I support in the Super Bowl and why?

As someone who watches NFL once a year ... who should I support in the Super Bowl and why?

Just browsing the online users and one guest is viewing a 2 year old topic about shower masturbation. Step 1 Make more topics about masturbation Step 2 More members join Step 3 Kliq buys a dozen ivory back scratchers.

Jeff Jarrett in Royal Rumble shocker.

I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?

Well I turned into Martin.

Really, though, Derrick Bateman was the best possible person to portray the character of Ethan Carter III.

Nick Mondo sure is an awesome dude

What can Cirano, the Raptor King, give to show his thanks?

but especially Ace!

Merry Christmas, EWB!

An article about WWE "needing" to sign AJ Styles made Yahoo's front page. Eww...

How's it going to end?

Inglorious Bastards on TNT? Why yes, yes I will watch.

Come read about that Christmas special you've seen plastered over RAW starring EWB's favourite perrenial midcarder, The Miz!

Yo.

And the terrorists were over-zealous, But it was sweet when they killed Ellis

George Ruff Ryder Martin.