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Noah

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Status Updates posted by Noah

  1. I think Bam Neely could challenge Michael Tarver.

  2. The nerve of JTH thinking he has the right to a life outside the ryland effect section.

    We don't not pay you to comment on wrestling, we not pay you to tell us 'Who can challenge Michael Tarver?'

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Knife Sanchez gave me permission to travel outside The Ryland Effect. Take it up with him.

  3. Call me when Knife Sanchez is on the Joe Rogan Experience.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I wouldn't hold your breath

  4. This laxative is going straight through me.

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      That's shitty...

  5. MONEY TO BURN BABY

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Why do you need money to burn a baby? You monster! :shifty:

  6. I came online today and was hoping that Dave had updated his ECW diary but I guess Dave's not here man. :(

  7. Neville and Fat Morales, dream team.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Makes perfect sense, they're both cruiserweights, they're both from England, they're both fat and neither of them has worked in months.

  8. We need a battle royale named for D'Lo Brown.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Maybe someday all the African Americans will get their own WrestleMania battle royal too. :shifty:

  9. Vic Steamboat for the hall of fame @JTHNumbers2018?

  10. So if I have the last posts in both the dome and the cube does that mean I control the creative control section and therefore have creative control over my EWB contract?

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It means you have to pick a side or risk being shunned by both villages.

  11. So who has been challenging Nathan Jones lately?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      No one, he's been on vacation or in jail or something

      Nah, just been doing some work on the website that's been put off too long and is taking longer than expected. I wanted to actually do Fabulous February Fight Fest in February for once (now I'm only booking 11 months in the future instead of 12 or more), but a lot of stuff came up. It will be coming very soon along with the next I-3 Title Electorate, so stay tuned, same EWB time, same EWB chan---err, forum.

       

  12. Has anyone ever told you that you are a disgusting, pus-filled bubo who has all the wit, charm and self-possession of an Alsatian dog after a head-swap operation?

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Sometimes the world looks perfect,

      Nothing to rearrange.

      Sometimes you just get a feeling

      Like you need some kind of change.

  13. Gazz vs Rich! Loser gets to fight Randy Orton!

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Gazz can lay down for me all he likes

  14. Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.

  15. Gazz is slowly taking over EWB it seems.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      I stared work at 9am and finished my day's work by 9.35...

  16. Zangief: General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him? Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass! Zangief: ...you got paid?

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Quick! Change the Channel!

  17. Playing Prime Minister Forever and fell one seat short of a parlimentary majority :(

    1. MBDTF

      MBDTF

      You'll have to form a coalition with The Green Party then.

  18. I currently am failing to tell Ace and SDM apart :(

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Stop using the same password for all your double accounts.

  19. Lets all start a MPH themed username trend!

    1. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for.

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