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  1. Why are you all trying to combo break Rich? :( C'mon Rich we bo-lieve in you! You CAN be the last post in all the sections!

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Like I wish to sully myself by posting in the Dome

    2. Draevyn
  2. Why does the Boogeyman care about a steam summer sale?

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Because he's a Boogeyboy at heart.

  3. Why don't you get one of those hands-free phones? It's the next best thing to paying attention to the road!

  4. Why is Ruki fighting the children instead of eating them?

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Because the children are holding something even tastier than children.

    2. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      I asked Ego whats tastier than children. He wiped his chin and looked at me and said:

    3. EWB's Best Poster.
  5. Why should we bow down to Sousa when he's just a prince? He needs to assassinate his parents before he can throw his weight around!

    1. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      Well, given the namesake, he's just gotta marry Jasmine and he'll be Sultan one day.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Because I've got ninety-five white Persian monkeys (HE'S GOT THE MONKEYS. YOU SEE THE MONKEYS?).

  6. Why the fuck is Bing browsing "Battle for Vince's soul"?

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Bing just enjoys rape fiction.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I think that's a different one.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Bing is now browsing The General's profile. I wonder if there is a connection here?

  7. With all that charisma Yokozuna should have been in the movies.

  8. Wonderful! They call him Mr. Wonderful. You know he is so wonderful. And he knows it too!

  9. Work of art.........or crazy container of purple knockout gas?

  10. Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed?

  11. Xisco Fever?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I think Kevin Keegan had Xisco fever.

  12. Yahoo was just browsing a profile of someone who hasn't been online in 10 months. Lousy bludging search engine, wasting my tax dollars!

  13. Yeah that looks bloody incredible.

  14. Yer turn to select your drivers in the GPM2Legends thread.

  15. Yes but the thing is, about Captain Oates; the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates; Captain Oates... Captain Oates was a prat. If that'd been me, I'd've stayed in the tent, whacked Scott over the head with a frozen husky, and then eaten him.

  16. You guys going to this PTTS thing need to set up a sign and make a video of you all pointing at it.

  17. You know your scrubs!

  18. You overused Lineker in your last thread. EWB lost overness as a result.

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    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Sousa apparently has 10 posts more today >_>

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Ha, brilliant.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Right, but you can use a main eventer in more segments.

  19. You really have to get PCM!

    I just had Cadel Evans win the Australian Championships with O'Grady in 4th and Richie Porter in 7th!

  20. You used to talk to my sister, lol.

  21. You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      ....Get out of my room, Del.

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