SeanDMan

Survivor 2299 Enters The Elimination Stage! Bet now:

Congratulations to all the survivors in Survivor 2299. Except Hajjhowe. You're pretty much just fucked.

Still looking for a few more gunslingers for Survivor 2299:

Join Survivor 2299, compete to be the last man standing.

Boner boner boner, I made you out of clay. Boner boner boner, with you I will play.

On the internet, nobody knows I'm actually a deathclaw... nobody...

Are you thanking me for the Happy Birthday from 2010, or the sadface from today?

Machismo likes going down huh.

Guys, fuck you.

Get me on that... wait... oh, cocksucker.

I want to congratulate Metalman on his recent win in the UEFA Champions League. You really earned it, man, celebrate the fuck out of it.

Happy birthday! You never provided a year so I will speculate that you are 42 and wish you a happy latter day portion of your life as a result.

Happy birthday, you young buck you.

What's wrong with my cursing?

Hey thuganomic, empty your PM box silly.

Happy New Year EWB! Make your New Year's Resolution to join NHL Mafia. >_>

Why should you join NHL Mafia? Two words: excitement and unpredictability. And fun.

Happy Birthday, dead man.

Dude. Your name, dude.

Angry Birds: The second best game in the iStore.

Goddamnit, I always miss out on all the bullying we do.

Happy anniversary of the day you were delivered!

We have a date!

Accidentally BDSM.