Blue Rosler

I've give Sara my sack...in her mouth.

"She's got a vagina...she's got a vagina...they've all got one!"

Lee is half-man, half-bear.

Any of you lot going to the final at Wembley on Saturday?

I really hope that Man City's 'exodus' is true, since it's serve Thaksin right for undoing probably one of the best managerial moves made. Elano and Martin Petrov only came to City due to Sven, and they are quality players. I read that now they want to leave. I doubt Micah Richards would have signed a new deal unless he thought Sven was taking the club places, so he'll probably jump to the nearest available club. Richard Dunne will use this as his excuse to escape, as probably will Michael Johnson. For a first season in charge of a club, Sven did well to build a team that gelled and had young stars to build the future upon.

There's a point for 30 to 90 seconds of extra film. I can understand that, but for me, if it's not important enough to put in around 90mins+ of movie time...then it's not really essential to the plot.

No, as soon as the credits begin, we go away. There's no real point, even for ten-fifteen seconds worth of "bloopers." And agreed, going to the cinema on your own is depressing, but I may have to do it post exams - I've missed loads of films since nobody decent wanted to see them.

It was pretty funny, and how I imagined most of EWB to be at school (The freaks that is)

Absolutely quality first ep. Several laugh out loud moments. "Is it AIDS?" "No, it's not Aids, it's the good STD"

The only one that's caught my attention so far is the Boyzone impersonator. You take away the dance music background from Scala and they were a bit average. The sob story for the Carlisle lad was a load of bollocks, if you are lead chorister in a Choir, you know you're good. Everyone they've seemed to rave about (bar the Boyzone impersonator and the dog) have just seemed a bit pants. Enjoyable to watch once, but fuck me it'd get boring.

Is she your sister or something? Carly Smithson is diabolical, and if she's already had a record deal and sold like...30 records, she's hardly going to have a huge career second time around.

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS CROSSROADS CROSSROADS SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS

I want to have more happy happy songs. Like Gorillaz 19-2000 (Soul Child Remix) The kind that just make you smile.

It was clear they were going to keep Jenny and Lucinda, since they'll fucking kill each other soon. I bet the camerman loved sitting in the taxi on the way home; silent with an an atmosphere you could cut with a knife.

Bob The Builder - Can We Fix It? Steve Brookstein - Against All Odds Michelle McManus - All This Time One True Voice - Sacred Trust Blazin' Squad - Crossroads

I put a bet on David Cook to win, since I think they are building David Archuleta up as the "shock" exit of the season. Every year, there is one guy who lets eliminated (Latoya London, Daughtry) etc. who you think "Fuck, thought they were going to win." The vocal quality this season is appauling. Jason Castro has a nice voice, but it's very VERY weak. Ramiele too. Also Michael Johns and Carly Smithson shouldn't win the show, since it defeats the object of the title AMERICAN Idol. The final 3 will probably be Brooke White, David Cook and Archuleta.

b*witched - C'est La Vie Lolly - Hey Mickey Weather Girls - It's Raining Men Also Rogue Traders - Watching You rawks. Shaggy - It Wasn't Me Sisqo - Thong Song Reef - Place Your Hands

I just searched up ATM in XTube. I don't care about the stars, the plot, the camera, the lighting. I'm only watching it for a few minutes whilst I jerk to something kinky.

I remember fapping with LL over George Huff and how he kept bouncing!

McFly vs Jay Z - 99 Problems In Her Hair Nightmares On Wax - 70s 80s SugaRush Beat Company - (Oh Lord) Take Me Back Lucky Boys Confusion - Sunday Afternoon Chemical Brothers - Galvanise Calvin Harris - The Girls Then for more chilled out: Paolo Nutini, Jack Johnson, Breaks Co-Op, Lighthouse Family, and Reik (if you like Latino songs)

You don't mention The Lion King before a theatre production, it's a bad omen.

We had a lecture recently comparing Pocahontas to an old Brazilian play called Iracema

Knocked Up Wedding Crashers Eagle vs Shark How to Start Your Own Country

I think you can enter aslong as you don't have a current recording deal, much like programmes such as X-Factor. And I can actually see the UK doing not badly. The last two times we haven't done atrociously, we've had ex-reality TV contestants with distinctly average songs. Jessica Garlick (Pop Idol) finished joint 3rd and James Fox (Fame Academy) finished 16th. Whilst not exactly setting the show alight with JF, it's a lot more respectable than Jemini and Scooch. That said I am disappointed Andy Abraham had to stoop this low, since his two albums of soul covers are REALLY good and he has a lovely voice.

All the bigger names do it, I don't know what you're surprised about.