Fudge

I was just generally moaning really, because I was flabbergasted about Damiao. I'm pretty happy with how things are going. ^_^

You're playing 4-3-3 with four strikers who you don't believe are good enough? So three players in your team at any one time aren't up to your standard? I mainly had Suarez-Carroll-Kuyt last season which worked well most of the time, but Kuyt's gone and Carroll's being shit since the end of last season, and I was too picky about which striker to buy and left it until the end of August. This is the first time I've ever seen Damiao not get a work permit, so I thought I'd be fine with Suarez-Carroll-Damiao or whatever. I'm pretty sure Benji is telling you to change your formation. No chance, it's going too well. About 40 games unbeaten in the league. Managed to get Damiao now in October when he's played no more international games so no idea why it wouldn't let me have him in the first place.

You're playing 4-3-3 with four strikers who you don't believe are good enough? So three players in your team at any one time aren't up to your standard? I mainly had Suarez-Carroll-Kuyt last season which worked well most of the time, but Kuyt's gone and Carroll's being shit since the end of last season, and I was too picky about which striker to buy and left it until the end of August. This is the first time I've ever seen Damiao not get a work permit, so I thought I'd be fine with Suarez-Carroll-Damiao or whatever.

Finished second last season just two points behind City!

How the fuck can Leandro Damiao not get a work permit! Transfer window is now shut meaning I've gotta play until January with the amazing strike force of Andy Carroll, Luis Suarez, Craig Bellamy and Yaya Sanogo. Carroll and Bellamy are wank, Suarez is playing shit, and Sanogo isn't quite good enough yet, and I play 4-3-3 :/ I managed to get 7.5m for Kuyt, which is pretty good since he's 32, but fuck.

I started supporting Man Utd because they're good. I don't even remember how I old I was, but they were in the first football match I ever watched and I was mesmerized apparently. I've supported them since then. I like to see Leeds and Huddersfield do well too since they're the teams nearest to where I was born and a lot of my old mates supported them.

In my current game Ireland made it to the semi-final of Euro 2012, which was won by Russia. I reckon Ireland would've won if Golden Boot winner Shane Long hadn't got sent off in the quarters! Also Ireland were in the same group as Spain, Germany and Italy!

I'm disappointed how completely average Lucas Leiva is.

If Team GB took the Olympics seriously they still wouldn't stand a chance.

When I said playing like England, I mainly meant that when the opposing team attacks, the defence just stand there and let Brazil take their time or run at them, like England always do.

When Brazil go forward there like eight of them storming at GB. GB are playing like England, and that's why they're gonna be shit. And there we go!

After getting whooped 5-0 by me, Chelsea bounce back by beating Tottenham 7-0! I love football manager. Although Torres' 5 goals will definitely making harder for me to achieve my goal of Andy Carroll being the top scorer!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The Man Worth every penny.

Michael Owen.

Yeah, that's what I did. Thanks.

What happens when I edit player instructions? Do they save to the tactic automatically or what?

I don't get first option. If Barca bid 30m for him, and Real bid 30m for him and they are both accepted then he talks to Barca first... then what?

Same. Plus I don't really like signing ugly people.

I want rid of Jonathan Walters, so I just randomly fined him for poor performance even though he never plays a game, and he just took it like a bitch and is still 'Superb'. So I went in private chat with him and asked him to terminate contract in hope it would piss him off. He said no, but is still in a good mood. What a little bitch.

He was only getting fined £2,500 wasn't he? Isn't that like less than 1% of his weekly income :/

That's cool! I never seem to get that far to care what regens look like since they're not in the first team.

Los Santos.

After winning the World Cup in 2014 with Netherlands, I moved to Stoke in the middle of December. They were in debt by a decent amount and doing completely shit. They were in the Europa League though and near enough through to the first knockout round. End of the season and I've finished 7th in the league 1 point behind the usual top 6. Europa League champions beating Paris SG who thankfully didn't bring it and Strootman got sent off which was awesome! FA Cup champions after beating Man Utd in the final, who also didn't bring it. Only got to the semi-final of the Carling Cup, but fuck it that's good enough. Hoilett scored number 1 and 3 goal of the season too! Finances are still a bit shit, but I'm 800k in the clear now. Best 12 months I've ever had!

Brad Friedel looks amazing.