Fudge

When's the last time a WWE game was £40?

I offered Bradford £50m for Kyel Reid. I wonder if they'll accept.

Thought so. I was thinking about putting a fiver on Spain, Holland and Sweden for today, then a fiver on Brazil, Germany and Greece tomorrow.

Bierhoff screwed my game up. I've gone from being hundreds of millions in debt to been over £150m in the white and having a transfer budget of over £50m. Why would I need 50m in league two!

I just signed up to Skybet to get a free £10 bet, and I've never bet before. Do I have to use the tenner all at once?

"And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night."

Started playing as Man Utd in League Two which I do every year, with loads of debt, administration and shit and Oliver Bierhoff is my new boss, happy days! Only players I've lost due to automatic accepting are Vidic (22.5m to Man City), Fabio (650k to Tottenham), Anderson (3.9m to Arsenal), Evra (12.25m to Arsenal) and De Laet, Amos and Keane who are shit anyway.

I had Walcott up front as a poacher with Van Persie playing behind him as a trequartista.

In display settings there's a show player and staff pictures bit, but the 'show real and generated' is greyed out. Fuck knows.

I hate it when regen pics disappear!

Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.

2014 season ended with me in 5th which I'm very happy about, Liverpool not getting in Europe which I'm very happy about and Newcastle getting relegated which I'm very happy about (only 'cos they have good players that want to leave ). Also I got a regen defender called Reggie Joachim which makes me happier than all of the above.

"Well he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace accidentally with repeatedly and replace dog with son." More Lionel Hutz goodness.

"Books are useless. I only ever read one book, To Kill a Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds. Sure, it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin, but what good does that do me?"

"Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story." Lionel Hutz is the man.

Same!

He has really long legs.

New Star Soccer? http://www.kongregate.com/games/siread/new-star-soccer If so, I spent fucking ages on that, which I probably shouldn't have.

I don't watch it that often anymore but it's easily the most consistantly enjoyable thing I've ever watched and I'll never stop loving it. I stopped watching it all the time when my mate moved away who I used to smoke weed and watch countless episodes with in a day. They were the best of times, they were the blurst of times.

Going really well as Cardiff. Just beat Man Utd 2-0, and currently sit in 5th in the league. Also made it to the second knockout round in the Europa League where I'll play PSG. Either this year or next year will be my last at Cardiff if a good job comes up. I was hoping Liverpool would get relegated 'cos they were in 17th a few month ago

When's the last time all 3 teams that got promoted stayed up? Before this season obviously.

Ok, maybe I will.

I've got a "tough group" for the Europa League. I don't think I'll make it. I'm glad I didn't get Juventus instead of Spartak though.