Fudge

For some reason my computer performance has gone from 5 stars yesterday to 2 and a half today. Any way of fixing this?

Only had about 500k, so had to sell my Monroe ( ), just because I can't help myself and had to buy the new car before it's gone forever.

Player plays 8 out of 8 possible games after signing, but is struggling to settle in Italy, so I send him home for month. First day back and he's moaning about lack of first team football

Man Utd were the first team I saw play football on tv, and I was glued to it apparently. My dad doesn't really support anyone, but prefers United out of everyone and just watches football whenever it's on bbc/itv/. It was the 99 Champions League campaign I first took interest in, and thanks to my newfound support we went on to win the trophy! My best friend at school supported Leeds (closest team) and used to wear the shirt on non-uniform day, and I hated that shirt (half blue/half yellow iirc), so couldn't possibly support them. I've been called a glory supporter 'cos I'm not from Manchester, like it's my fault the team I started to like when I was 5/6 just happens to be the most successful English team in my lifetime. But it looks like this might finally be the year I get to prove all those fools wrong!

Had an arguement with a mate the other day about Messi not proving himself in the Premier League. Why the hell does Messi need to prove himself against Stoke or Norwich when he's facing the best teams in Europe in the Champions League? If you can get it done against the best then you can obviously get it done against the rest.

Bully for £2.99! I've been looking for it fairly cheap now and then, but the cheapest I ever found was like twenty-odd quid. £2.99!

Look up at the sky and run around in circles. He's never not showed up for me since I started doing that. I still kill the useless fucker every time though.

1. GTA V 2. GTA Online 3. Fifa 14 I normally have more variety, but haven't got Batman, Assassins Creed and whatever else yet. I feel like I've bought something else this year, but it can't be that good if I can't remember it! Oh yeah I bought Far Cry 3, Max Payne 3 and RDR this year, but they aren't 2013

Can you customise the limo yet? Got the free boat. Went to the marina. Rang Pegasus... and the boat is fucking miles away. What's the point?!

Yeah that works. Skipping it's good enough. Thanks.

Is there any way to turn off the guy reading the results and league table after every match?

1. Kendrick Lamar 2. Drake 3. Kanye West 4. Eminem 5. Nas 6. Tech N9ne 7. Rick Ross 8. ASAP Rocky 9. Andre 3000 10. J. Cole 11. T.I. 12. Nate Dogg 13. Chance The Rapper 14. Jay Rock 15. Schoolboy Q 16. Ice Cube 17. 2 Pac 18. Snoop Dogg 19. Jay-Z 20. 2 Chainz

It's not.

Chance The Rapper

This is ridiculous. I feel like I'm robbing them getting all this for just £35.

edit - Just seen this was posted in another thread, d'oh!

The band in that guys sig, Sleeping with Sirens I think. Never heard them, but they just look like I hate them.

Flo Rida's the same in every song. He even says "I keep doing the same damn thing" in that Olly Murs song.

I don't know why I haven't pre-ordered this yet.

Surely they wouldn't be wasting their time if there's absolutely no interest from Cesc? Like they're not gonna go through weeks of bidding for him to just say lol no if/when a bid is accepted.

There are two Gino Peruzzis at Vélez?! Not for long!

Remy is a dick for going to QPR?

The team with Debuchy and Santon have a right back problem?