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Status Updates posted by Schlitzbrille
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Hello EWB. Has ESPN told you all how fantastic I am and the greatest quarterback in NFL history? I totally don't have issues with insecurity or anything.
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How do I talk in the second person?
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Explain yourself from the eyes of a spectator...
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You whisper into their butt.
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Speak to yourself in a mirror.
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I AM THE BOX GHOST! I have power over all things cardboard and SQUARE! This Sunday, I am going to CONTAIN the hopes and dreams of all 29 other competitors as I toss them out, one by one...........BEWARE!
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I don't know how my wrestling news site of choice knows I'm into Asian women, and quite frankly, I don't want to know how either.
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SCIENCE!
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Porn cookies
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Update:
It now knows I'm into Ukranian women.
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I heard that Joe Flacco was on here earlier and called me unphotogenic.
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I keep confusing Srar and thatshortguy with one another.
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True fact on Tristy. He called me Christopher for a while.
As for the Undisputed Cubs Fan, she's got me beat.
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It's the blue and the Cubs thing - it totally happened to me too.
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I think we need to have a talk about the birds and the bee's if that's the fact.
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I shoulda put on a tinfoil hat before logging onto Facebook today.
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I will not do it over here/I will not do it over there/I will not do it in the sky/I will not do it while making a pie/I will not, I will not accept your invite to play Facebook games, Sam I Am.
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If elected Pope, I promise to banish Rob Dyrdek to the lowest rung of the firey pits of hell where his kind belong.
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If my sig isn't obvious enough, I am a Babymetal fan.
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Is t-he "t'" word filter an obscure joke I'm unaware of?
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Let's discuss Britani Knight.
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Hmm. She seems adoreable, but also looks like a 12 year old.
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12 seems a little low. 14/15 Myspace girl, perhaps.
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Teehee ....MySpace
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Oddest place you've ever accessed EWB from is....?
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On the toilet.
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In the ass.
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Inside a turd.
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Of course Walmart gives me the option to buy 25 pounds of Reese's Pieces. USA! USA! USA!
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Pants.
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Things belonging to AJ Lee that you constantly talk about wanting to get inside?
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Let me check with t' judges....yes. Would have also accepted Paige/Britani Knight as an answer....but really, I posted this because I was bored, waiting for Jeopardy to come on, and had a PS Vita in my hands at t' time.
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