The Quasi Juice

Puyol's long lost child.

Yippee. Martin Jol, watching?

Awesome move by number 7.

Oh my god he sang Stille Nacht last Christmas, he is god. I'm a Hoffermania mark, The Hoff, Hoffmeister.

Yes it sucked but no Jack Black bashing here. The man is an absolute genius okay, he is not overrated. Okay? Okay. Just so we're clear here? Okay.

Feyenoord want Vagner Love. Kluivert to PSV.

I'm used to Pro Evo's so.....yeah it's great I hate it when in Pro Evo I shoot from miles away and the announcer yells "that should have gone in", how unrealistic. I love the BBC Match of the Day feeling when I play FIFA.

Today is going to be a great Transfer day. Baptista will probs go to Arsenal and Reyes to Real in a trade, same thing with Adriano to Real and Ronaldo to Inter. If that Tevez/Mascherano transfer goes through West Ham have made a GREAT signing, a signing that will make the bigger clubs in England cry because how the fuck did West Ham do this? In Holland, PSV will probably sign Patrick Kluivert, and they are trying to get Kromkamp from Liverpool and Zaki. Also, Christian Vieri has gone to Atalanta Bergamo and he'll get 100.000 euro per goal

As a Pro Evo fanboy I was curious how much FIFA had changed since I last played it in 2000. Ofcourse, the bastard that I am, I didn't buy the game but instead I downloaded it with a torrent. The main reason I wanted to try FIFA out is because I just hate Pro Evo's licenses, they just have very few. Also, you have to do the Master League to be able to buy players, but the Master League sucks compared to the normal football leagues. So I started with Boavista in Portugal (who weren't in Pro Evo and I've always liked Boavista for some reason...), I lost three times in a row because I was way too used to Pro Evo. It's really hard to get past a player and the opponent just spins around like a lunatic if you try to take the ball. The shooting is pretty weird too, it's very sensitive or....it just doesn't make much sense. So their goalkeeper stops every ball from far, yet when they shot once at my keeper, he screws up. Pro Evo's gameplay is better in many ways, but at least the FIFA CPU doesn't start giving themselves freekicks when they are losing like in pro evo. Now I'm playing with Rushden&Diamonds, a team that I know shit of, in FA League Two. And I fucking love the idea of being able to go a league up and build the team up to new heights. My goal is ofcourse the Premier League and eventually Champions League, but that'll take a while. I'm still having a hard time finding the goal but getting used to it. I just beat Sheffield Utd (who are in the championship) in the League Cup with 0-2, followed by a fucking 2-1 loss to Chester...lame. Pro Evo's gameplay is still better yes, but when I play FIFA I feel like I'm playing a real football game more because of the ambience, the great commentating and the numerous options (like scouting...) and ofcourse LOADS of teams. Especially the teams just make me want to continue playing with Rushden.

I know this hasn't to do with the english premiership, but it does have something to do with the Dutch premiership. I now have season tickets for SC Heerenveen, and I'm going to my first game tonight against Willem II, I can't wait

As a long time PES player I would be hella annoyed if they didn't do something big for Pro Evo 6. I've never really liked the Master League even though I've played it a lot. I prefer the normal League with the normal competitions but you can't buy players then so most people obviously choose for Master League. Why the fuck can't they let you buy players in League Mode? What's the big deal? Also, I want better graphics, 'cause they always seem to look outdated, and I want more licenses. In fact, I want WAY more because I read somewhere Pro Evo 5 sold better than FIFA 06 for a while, so they have the money. I know it's pretty darn hard to get those licenses but come on, it's getting on my tits. The reason why I've been playing Pro Evo and not FIFA is because Pro Evo's gameplay is just miles better. But if FIFA 2007 is as good as Pro Evo 5, I'll buy FIFA once because I do think FIFA manages to make you feel more like you are playing REAL football, as in real competitions and real champions league because of the ambience, the correct names and the good graphics. We'll see...

I want the PS3 too but it is way too expensive for me. Not that I don't have the money, I just really don't want to buy a $600 console to game on....I'm not THAT big of a geek. I'll wait 'till it drops to a acceptable price and maybe then I'll buy it. The PS3 will be amazing, it's just way better than the Wii and X-Box 360. The game I would want to play first: Assassin's Creed - a GTA/Hitman, woot.

I've seen him his entire pro career...

How do you guys know how good Boulahrouz is?

Chelsea have the best squad again but I can't help but feel that they will underachieve a bit this season. There's a lot of pressure on Ballack and Shevchenko, the fans expect around 30 goals from Sheva and they expect Ballack to be a rock in the midfield. Ballack isn't used to English football, I think he'll struggle to find his World Cup form in the first half of the season, maybe the same goes for Sheva. Nobody seems to mention Arsenal as a possible winner which strikes me as odd because they bought Rosicky who will do great, this will also be Van Persie's year to truely break out (he was Holland's best player at the World Cup and owned Ireland two days ago) and ofcourse Henry is still there with behind him the still growing Fabregas. My predictions are very different from the others, but I like to be original 1. Arsenal 2. Liverpool 3. Chelsea 4. Tottenham 5. Manchester United (without Ruud....) 17. Wigan Athletic 18. Watford 19. Middlesbrough 20. Sheffield United

I don't really like these movies. I've never been interested in comics so it doesn't have the same mark out moments for me than for comic readers.

Four Brothers. I dug it.

The Amityville Horror: 7/10 Fahrenheit 9/11: 8/10

I played this in a private server, so I wouldn't have to pay. Greatest MMORPG ever that's for sure, I loved stuff like the tram and the huge cities but I just don't want to pay so much money each month for a game, no matter how good it is.

GTA San Andreas, even though there is so much to do I get bored after 30 minutes anyways because if I do a mission and I fuck up I just can't be arsed to do the same mission again, so I just start riding around the city which gets boring too. I have San Andreas for a long time now, but I never have the urge to complete the game. God of War...can't finish that because suddenly my cd had a scratch on it, and I was so damn far!

I admit it. I enjoyed Mean Girls. Guilty.

Yeah I loved Off Centre. There was this episode where Cho was going after this girl who was insane and had a relationship with a tire that she couldn't get out of the relationship or something. Cho had an awesome fight with the tire, hilarious.