Powerhart

'Kids [...] come up afterwards and say, "It's cool you're doing a Nirvana song." And I think, "Fuck you, you little tosser!"' - David Bowie

I think the correct term is 'Fast Food THEN Die Match'.

And in the rest of the world, we laugh at your 'prisons'.

I heard you beaners live in mud-huts

Wrong beaners, my friend. We live in underground tunnels.

I would murder her.

I would have sex with Sousa then murder Machismo.

Just for the hell of it?

According to NFL.com it was just one officer.

WOB RAN FAM!

THE SHOLE F'N WHOW!

I wish I could plus one comments in the status updates.

SPLIVE FRAR FOG STASH

ROB VAN TOBER

It's apparently Beertober in Australia, where they try to encourage people to give up drinking for a month. Tghen it is followed by Mo-vember, where we all grow mustaches to raise money for men's health issues.

I'm not raising money for shit, I'm just growing a moustache.

I just looked it up out of curiosity and damn there's 9 of them.

Lionsgate Films must be behind them.

Nope, all Dimension. You can still blame Lionsgate for giving the Date/Epic/Disaster Movie guys jobs, though.

...becomes just another story

This here's what we call penetration?

I'm hip! I'm with it!

*does the Macarena*

Are you talking about Universal Soldier?

Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration.

Agreed

To be fair, I was masturbating to his pictures long before five months ago.

Seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about. Everyone cool has always known that Tarver was awesome.

I seem to recall us all agreeing in the lead up to NXT that he looked like he could kill you with a stare. Little did we know that he doesn't even need to do that to kill.