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  1. Powerhart

    They say Canadians have no class... is it true?

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      No, thats Communists. Communists have no class.

    2. Pesci

      Pesci

      just like school in summer!

    3. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      What about summer school?

  2. Powerhart

    Holy fuck... not this way

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    2. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Baconhill... sounds dirty, is it dirty?

    3. Pesci

      Pesci

      dirtier than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring up there

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Powerhart's really taking Bill_Baconhill's death badly.

  3. Powerhart

    I've been undercover with drug gangs in Chicago, I've been in a coma and grew a massive beard, I've chased down drug lords in Jamaica and I even stopped a nuclear attack on US soil even though I was just the chef on a big boat.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Steven Segal is a hero of the earth.

    2. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      HE'S BEEN MIXING MARTIAL ARTS FOR YEARS!

  4. Powerhart

    So, what's your business in Canada, aye?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      The Mountie?

  5. Powerhart

    She can turn her legs into tigers.

    1. El Principito

      El Principito

      That's a good way to get your dick bit off.

  6. Powerhart

    FINISH HIM!

  7. Powerhart

    UBEREEM.

  8. Powerhart

    So you're the guy who wipes down the loads.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      And you're the guy who swallows his loads.

  9. Powerhart

    From what. Zee germans?

  10. Powerhart

    Michael Jordan's rocking the Hitler-stache. That's some balls.

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Charlie Chaplin has that some stache actually. Many comedians did. Laurel and hardy had it too. Take it back Mike!

  11. Powerhart

    141 inmates escaped from the local prison, in Tamaulipas (MX). In Mexico, we laugh at your "Prison Breaks".

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      And in the rest of the world, we laugh at your 'prisons'.

    2. tristy

      tristy

      I heard you beaners live in mud-huts

    3. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Wrong beaners, my friend. We live in underground tunnels.

  12. Powerhart

    He ain't no Showtime, he's a fucking Ninja!

    1. Syrjis

      Syrjis

      Percy Watson is a ninja? :o

  13. Powerhart

    Tell you what, give me 2 bucks and everything's for free.

  14. Powerhart

    Meanwhile in the CSAC hearing with Chael Sonnen... A commission member yawns. Furness denies that Sonnen disclosed being diagnosed with hypogonadism. And another commission member yawns.

  15. Powerhart

    Stupid yardsale vudu crap.

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    2. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      A guy, huh? You sure it's not you?

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I don't have an arrest record, so yes, I'm pretty sure it's not me.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Besides, I'm from Hialeah, it's all Santeria there. And I don't practice that. Nor do I have a crystal ball.

      Shouldn't have spent that million dollars, now that I think about it.

  16. Powerhart

    Andre Johnson was escorted out of the field by police officers... Awesome.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      According to NFL.com it was just one officer.

  17. Powerhart

    The Rock is doing the color commentator role on the Lions/Pats game. Awesome.

  18. Powerhart

    brings you ... THE W! R! F!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      WOB RAN FAM!

      THE SHOLE F'N WHOW!

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      I wish I could plus one comments in the status updates.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      SPLIVE FRAR FOG STASH

  19. Powerhart

    Lemme hold a dollar.

  20. Powerhart

    is bringing the AFL back!

  21. Powerhart

    Hey guys, I got a $100 bucks! So where to?

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      That -would- be adequate sustenance for a Dr. Who marathon

    3. Mick

      Mick

      I hear Oceanic offers great deals to the Pacific.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Donate to EWB and make your own "Another Fucking Awesome Post by __________" pictures.

  22. Powerhart

    Teddy Long & Sho Funaki organized a video game tournament before the Pay-Per-View, using multiple PlayStation 2's.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      You know it's the Mack Militant... comin' ta play some pooooooooooong.

  23. Powerhart
    http://heymanhustle.craveonline.com/videos?video_id=212825&video_title=mcd-1, Heyman Hustle presents The McDonald Fighting Championships!
  24. Powerhart

    You know you're famous when... A guy waits one hour to talk to you on the phone to ask: "How you doing?"

    1. fr34k

      fr34k

      He's famous for sucking.

    2. Colossus

      Colossus

      So is Jenna Jameson

    3. The Mask of Norro

      The Mask of Norro

      So are Oreck Vacuums.

  25. Powerhart

    The Yankees just keep getting raped. Pull your damn pants up, Yanks!

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