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  1. Powerhart

    DAY BOP BOP

  2. Powerhart

    So GSP doesn't like thin girls, she likes 'em thick.

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    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      he's certainly not fucking the best

    3. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Well, he was reportedly banging Mandy Moore. So I've gotta differ on that.

    4. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      that is because you have shit taste

  3. Powerhart

    I'm trying to watch Uranus from Mianus.

  4. Powerhart

    You say you don't owe the people anything. Well, The Rock owes the people something. He owes them whippin your candy ass all over the lone star state!

  5. Powerhart

    What time does the UFC starts today?

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      What continent is this continent?

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      This is what you get for being so British, C-MIL.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Wot wot?

  6. Powerhart

    FAKEOUT!

  7. Powerhart

    The Aliens are COMING...SOON!?

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It's Oceania Longshoremen

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Whore Trap.

  8. Powerhart

    is Lesnar can have Brocktober, then Cain will have CAINOVEMBER!

    1. TKz

      TKz

      That doesn't work at all. :|

    2. Benji

      Benji

      Plus, he already has the Christmas Creature status in December :|

  9. Powerhart

    BROCKTOBER!

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      ROB VAN TOBER

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      It's apparently Beertober in Australia, where they try to encourage people to give up drinking for a month. Tghen it is followed by Mo-vember, where we all grow mustaches to raise money for men's health issues.

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      I'm not raising money for shit, I'm just growing a moustache.

  10. Powerhart

    WTF IS GOING ON, NCAA?

  11. Powerhart

    HOLY SHIT! CERRONE/VARNER IS FUCKING AWESOME!

  12. Powerhart

    What the fuck HT, there's people trying to avoiid spoilers.

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    2. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Ok, erhm. SINCE THEN, I've never done such a thing.

    3. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      If I gave a shit about you, I might feel a little bit bad.

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      What about me :( Nah I didn't even see what happened :P

  13. Powerhart

    Is it true Astronauts get all the Tang they want?

  14. Powerhart

    "I love me some Snackdown, it's the TakeFoodTaker vs. Triple Stack in a Fast Food or Die match."

    1. Twist

      Twist

      I think the correct term is 'Fast Food THEN Die Match'.

  15. Powerhart

    What a hit Manning just took, Pace busted his forehead open!

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      DID YOU KNOW

      powerhart is an anagram of

      RAPE THROW

    2. HailtotheYo

      HailtotheYo

      you can't spell Brandon Jacobs correctly

  16. Powerhart

    wwe sux...tna rulz

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      you sux too.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Battlarts is poor.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      you sux and are poor.

  17. Powerhart

    Dolph Lundgren + big nose + Scientific experiment gone wrong = The most brilliant movie of all-time.

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      I'm hip! I'm with it!

      *does the Macarena*

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Are you talking about Universal Soldier?

    4. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration.

  18. Powerhart

    Mexico 1 - 0 Spain, Chicharito scored the only goal of the game.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      What now, Powerhart, what now? (he says as his team lost 2-0 yesterday)

    2. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Spain tied the game in the last minute, 1-1. Odio a los Españoles!

  19. Powerhart

    I need help with my optical and normal mouses, they don't work, please someone help me! I posted a thread about it, can someone help me, please?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      OK this is just throwing it out there but have tried restarting the computer with the mouse plugged in? It would usually tell you if it couldn't find the mouse

  20. Powerhart

    I met Katie Vick twice and you don't see me making a topic about it.

    1. livid

      livid

      That's because nobody gives a shit about you or who you've met.

    2. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      and because he was the sloppy seconds after Triple H

  21. Powerhart

    Five months ago, everyone hated Tarver because "he had no charisma, no personality and said he was worthless" now, they all masturbate at his pictures.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      To be fair, I was masturbating to his pictures long before five months ago.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about. Everyone cool has always known that Tarver was awesome.

    4. TKz

      TKz

      I seem to recall us all agreeing in the lead up to NXT that he looked like he could kill you with a stare. Little did we know that he doesn't even need to do that to kill.

  22. Powerhart

    Found it...

  23. Powerhart

    What happend to Invader Z? Is he still around?

    1. Brandon11

      Brandon11

      nope you killed him on one of your drunken nights sorry man

    2. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      He evolved into Jack_Clark.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Hey.

      Invader Z is way better than Jack_Clark.

  24. Powerhart

    One Belt, One Champion, One King... Coming soon.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Hasn't that already been?

    2. Benji

      Benji

      King Mabel needs more than one belt to fit round that waist.

  25. Powerhart

    There's no way I could've confused those sexy abs. Where did you find that pic?

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