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STEINER IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH:

"Oh, I've been to Hawaii!" "Oh really, what island?" "Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya"

There's a zombie on your lawn. We don't want zombies on the lawn.

Don't worry, Homer. I have a fool proof strategy to get you out of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him!

Here comes the rain again.

All right, I've stepped away and played Minecraft for a bit. Now I've decided we're going to be excellent to each other again.

Did someone hijack MPH's account?

Free Balzacs! On www.balzactoys.com

What I'm saying is we can just go down to the pound and get you a new Jazz Man.

Hi everybody!

I can't wait to see Sousa's reaction when we start getting members who are younger than the board.

Anyone know how to cut costs.

Tonight has taught me that all new music is terrible

I swear I heard The Shore theme playing in the next room

So what's the over/under on this stevev10 fellow?

Sousa and I have some business to take care of. If we aren't back by the new year, turn on the world news.

It's snowing for the first time in my life on Christmas here in Georgia, Happy Holidays everyone!

Well now, that was something.

Whatever happened to that top 50 episodes of The Simpsons list? Watching "Bart Star" now and regret not putting it on my list.

I think I'm just gonna listen to White Noise and play EWR all night untill I go to bed, the city skin I made makes it so nice to look at again.

So, who do we think will get the World Cup's in 2018 & 2022?

Cleaning out my apartment, I found a sheet of paper that, in my writing, says "USA: Canada: Mexico: Japan" and nothing else. What on earth was I planning?

Happy Thanksgiving EWB. Let's all go gain ten pounds.

I had a dream last night about a video game my buddy really likes. But because I know next to nothing about the game, the dream was like a cheap knockoff you'd get in a bargain bin. And for some reason, South Park characters were in the game. Is that weird?

Any of you guys got a toolshed?