Kyle

So the new manager bounce is nice. However, if I have to listen to Efan Ekoku talk about Everton again I will be watching on mute.

Yerry Mina scores the first goal of the Frank Lampard era*! *Era may only last 18 months if previous appointments are anything to go by.

West Ham hate fun.

Booooo West Ham.

Not overly hopeful about the quality of the single player now that GTA Online has proved that people will throw money at them for very little effort.

Finally broke into Everton's favoured personnel after three seasons. Only took two 4th place finishes and a 2nd place, two FA Cup finals, winning one, a League Cup final and back to back Champions League finals. Hopefully Man City are feeling generous and give us the win in the CL final and let me feel underappreciated again.

Not convinced Dele Alli is the solution to any of our problems, but it's certainly not boring.

Listen, as long as he doesn't ruin morale, freeze our best players out and insist on playing Salomon Rondon for 90 minutes a game with no goals, he's a step up. I'd have taken a cardboard cutout of Howard Kendall over Rafa though, so not saying much.

Finally an official announcement.

End of an era. A constant source of sheer frustration at how good he was for my entire time as an NFL viewer.

You and the rest of the perverts.

Not quite sure it's the best option, but we can't particularly attract the best option so I'll give him a chance.

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Oh boy, can't wait to be playing in the championship with our brand new 50k+ seat stadium. We do look better than we did under Rafa, though. I'll see how we do against Brentford before I officially call time of death.

Journalist: "What do you think of Diego Simeone's interest in your main striker?" Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Assistant Manager Extraordinaire: "I'm open to discussions" Listen pal, unless you're in your prime physical fitness and think you can bang them in, I suggest you stop trying to sell my players.

Wordle 217 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That first guess terrified me.

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As someone who would class Moon Knight as one of his favourite comic book characters, I am just a tiny bit excited about this.

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Bye Rafa, you won't be missed.

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