Benji

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

It used to upset me when those kids never gave the Trix rabbit cereal. Selfish bastards.

Christmas? BAH! Bug and hum!

FEEEELLL THE ENERGY! DO YOU FEEL THE ENERGY!?

Next thing you'll be telling me Roddy Piper's not Scottish and Kamala's not Ugandan...

Damn you Skyrim! It's 2:30 in the morning. Only hooligans and insomniacs are still awake now.

Is Super 8 any good? Our time is way valuable tonight and I dont want to waste it

is going to try and get signed off work with acute Hulkamania.

is going to try and get signed off work with acute Hulkamania.

thou shalt not take the name of Aja Kong in vain.

Day off. I have so much to do... but FIFA, Football Manager and a TNA ppv that nobody watched.

On any given Sunday, you're going to win or lose. But can you win or lose like a man?

The football Manager god giveth and the Football Manager God taketh away.

Finally got power back in my house. Haven't had any since Sunday morning.

Should I get Red Dead Redemption, and is it really a westerner GTA?

Should I get Red Dead Redemption, and is it really a westerner GTA?

No, no, no! This suckers electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity that I need.

life is like a box of orange matchmakers. you always know EXACTLY what you're gonna get.

Why did Garfield hate Mondays so much? What the fuck did he even have to do?

spoiler alert. john cena wrestles john cena tonight on raw. but supercena will come and crush the two cenas.

But who did Trent Baretta beat?

got an e-mail from a customer wishing me well in my future endeavours.

There's too much porky around here, Benji.

What Matt Hardy needs is a good sensible talking to.

It's cup final day in the Pentagon. Only in the cube.