Benji

So... I'm getting married.

Riddle me this, riddle me that, I've got an easy one for you, EWBats: If a picture is worth a thousand words, my three-letter name is worth thousands more.

Riddle me this, riddle me that, I've got an easy one for you, EWBats: Like small planets in the palm of a child, scattered about like the stars of the universe.

This mouse has no wheel, but it does have three buttons. It's 1998, folks!

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky; TRY TO TAKE OVER THE *WORLD!*" ~ a mouse that sounds like Orson Welles

My christmas name is better than your christmas name.

My christmas name is better than your christmas name.

The best thing to do is not respond to status update trolls.

should I book a show in EWR while drunk?

MPH is a postwhore. Why post ewr thread in pop prom? :\

Dammit QC I hate sad cliffhangers

QC is very bad at the soap opera crap.

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

anyone who complains about hangovers has clearly never ordered pizza at 12:30 in the afternoon.

QC is very bad at the soap opera crap.

is Norrin Radd.

EWBers should link up with me on PSN. It just struck me that I never even put mine up. TheMaskOfNorro, fairly straight-forward. If you don't want to, then hey, that's cool and all... if you're a filthy fucking communist. Are you a filthy fucking communist?

"can I borrow a cup of sex?"

I'm not a donator. woe!

What's the point of a Monday without the Raw thread?

My girlfriend thinks that movie starring The Big Show "looks hilarious"...I weep for our future..

This Prince of Persia movie is fucking woeful. When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

is Lesnar can have Brocktober, then Cain will have CAINOVEMBER!

Dude, I got my own mascot - that’s not stupid, it’s cool.

Insert PPV Spoilers Here