Benji

Keep reading Matt's name as 'BALLS OUT', I think I'm turning into Quom.

... it makes me feel so, so... *dirty* admitting that the latest CtrlAltDel comic actually made me laugh. I just... what is going on here?!

I do not talk, I am just a rapper

How do I change my name to Brick Shuttlecock?

By day, I'm the President. By night, I am JUSTICE HAWK!

IS SCHRDOINGER'S STATUS ALIVE... OR DEAD?

Enjoy that tasty food everyone. Because if movies mean anything and we all know they do. We will all be eating Soylent Green in 10 years.

People, people soiled our green!

Engelbert Humperdinck is going to represent the UK at Eurovision. I wish I were joking.

My Kindle is dead However, rang Amazon to see what to do, was told Kindle was outside it's warentee but that they could send a replacement for £40 (I have the keyboard one which is £110ish new) and that all my books would be downloaded onto this new one, can't knock that, very pleased

"It's no secret, John Cena, that I've got a Mongolian beef with you!"

You're cute, when you are angry.

I'm like 'a dark chocolate digestive - oddly familiar and comforting on one hand - but dark and devious on the other'

Does Documenting Reality have videos of Benji murdering heaps of babies?

Working while sick sucks. To try and pass the next nine hours, I will try to finally determine which spinebuster is better: Ron Simmons or Arn Anderson.

Jimmy Uso > Jey Uso

I live in the C-Verse.

Oh, I get it now. "I'd rather be in Phoenix". It means that, ideally, I would be inside Beth Phoenix. By "I", I mean my cock. As in, I'd be having sex with her. Thoroughly.

Want to feel like you've been posting here way too long? My daughter turned 8 the other day. Ponder that for a moment.

Just because you say 'no homo' it doesn't make it less faggy >_>

Whenever I feel inadequate, I think of pole-vaulters. Most of us don’t want to be found out to be rubbish, so we stick to the things we’re good at. Whereas pole-vaulters, whose only job is to be able to vault over a pole, repeatedly don’t. In public. Almost forever. Their only job.

After issues that kept me very preoccupied, I am able to finally come home to EWB!

No shoes, no shirt, no Malenko.

Anyone have any Are You Afraid of the Dark episodes that they want to see reviewed?

Google is online right now. Holy shit.