Benji

Thomas à Becket used to drive André The Giant to school.

Kane setting the turntables on fire

HBK coming down from the raptors.

I bet Larz is really The Grog. Hard to trust a Dutchman.

I don't like coffee.

It ain't your mama's yohgurt.

“Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club.

Want to know who I would cast as Lex Luthor? Click to find out! http://www.igameresponsibly.com/2013/09/23/armchair-casting-lex-luthor/

According to Overlady, the Ultimate Warrior is 'like a Flashdance version of Batman'.

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Total Divas continues to be my favorite WWE programming. Now that NXT's on Hulu, though, it may be usurped.

When did Flair start rapidly turning into a demon?

I'm trying to keep up with the Hogan/Andre story. Was Andre 9 or 10ft?

So apparently some fanfiction shit I wrote back when I was a kid is still surviving on the internet (aside from the obvious Pokemon stuff) and there are people who enjoy reading it. I just... why?!

It would make me super happy if EWB could have a day celebrating the music of Seal.

I wrote a blog about David Cameron's war on porn. I would say it's the greatest piece of writing in history, but I am a little biased. http://jackhasopinions.wordpress.com/2013/07/22/sticky-hormonal-vault/

When I grow up I essentially want to be Bernard Black

yes! yes! yes! yes!

Call me old-fashioned, but I think fire is magic. And it scares me a lot.

Call me old-fashioned, but I think fire is magic. And it scares me a lot.

Call me old-fashioned, but I think fire is magic. And it scares me a lot.

After posting this, I'll be leaving EWB forever. I just thought after being a part of the community since 2003 I could at least tell everyone before I walk away.

It's impressive that Monsters Inc. has a huge variety of monster body types but gets by with only one uniform type of toilet.

1000% rudo.

SHARKNADO