Benji

Hey EWB, what's better than paying $9.99 a month? Paying nothing and voting in the FutR@ICW.comPetition. Help determine the future stars that may someday challonge Carlito or Nathan Jones and beyond.

Lineker is currently leading today's post count with 65 posts.

Kenny > Daryl

Social Justice Road Warrior is here to tear the patriarchy's head off. SHAME 'EM, HAWK.

gWo. We're TAKING OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!

gWo. We're TAKING OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!

Social Justice Road Warrior is here to tear the patriarchy's head off. SHAME 'EM, HAWK.

Ready? Down! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!

Oh man, my Boby Dick post got deleted. That thing was like my magnum opus.

"Here's what his butt looks like!" - Gene Siskel.

That wasn't part of our deal Blackheart! THAT WASN'T PART!

The WWE Network! Just two Bison Dollars per month!

I missed a lot of the "CM Punk as WWE Champion" era. What show should I watch to show Punk/Heyman at their best?

So Vacant goes from being WWE Champion to WWE World Heavyweight Champion in the span of 8 months, then gets immediately dropped down to Intercontinental Champion? Another case of WWE's erratic booking clearly.

At a certain point you have to lean back and say, "Wait, why am I following Velvet Sky on Twitter again?"

That horrible moment when you realise you rank lower than JTH on EWB

Which Doug Theme was Better, DISNEY OR NICKELODEON?!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.

FIFA 14 is a lot harder then I thought it'd be.

Sup, EWB. It's been a while. Wonder if anyone even remembers me.

Sup, EWB. It's been a while. Wonder if anyone even remembers me.

Graduated from the University of Bliss with a major in bedazzling.

Apparently my donator status ran out. Bye, IT Guys.

*walks onto front porch* *sees flaming bag of poo* "I JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH!" John Romero screams as he squeals out on his motorcycle, cackling all the while.