Benji

Look, all I'm saying is that Christina Ricci is still hot in a pig nose.

AN ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE

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The ten coolest wrestlers of all time! Where'd Carlito rank? http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-10-coolest-wrestlers-time.php

Don't put metal in the Science Oven!

Yeah, this one hurt a little - the 20 most horrifically stupid things that ever happened in WCW: http://whatculture.com/wwe/20-horrifically-stupid-things-ever-happened-wcw.php

How did I not see that Chris Masters looks like a carbon copy of Paul Roma?

How did I not see that Chris Masters looks like a carbon copy of Paul Roma?

Yeah, this one hurt a little - the 20 most horrifically stupid things that ever happened in WCW: http://whatculture.com/wwe/20-horrifically-stupid-things-ever-happened-wcw.php

I never did figure out how to turn signatures on on here :-/

I often sleep with one eye open. He's my Native American boyfriend.

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I may well be the first Mongolian based EWB'er.

Watching TwitchPlaysPokemon is more addicting than it has any right to be.

Some people call it "swummer."

Ireland needs a bailout of about 3.8 billion gold chains and 1.2 billion spinner belts to avoid a thuganomic crisis.

I Necronominate you to awaken great Cthulu from his dreamless sleep of measureless aeons in the nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh.

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Marty Jannetty was the Andrew Ridgeley.

The trick to writing Ultimate Warrior Promos is to get really tired... the gibberish just flows naturally

Well still pissed that I had diarrhea, but it had a good run.

Spurs eye Jeff Jarrett swoop

Looking forward to this weekend's Superb Owl.

As someone who watches NFL once a year ... who should I support in the Super Bowl and why?

So when the prostitute stole the colourful bird, she didn't see the problem, explaining "it's not the first time I took a cocteau".