Benji

I'm taking a break from making 'taking a break' jokes. Hopefully everyone else will follow my lead, continuing forever.

I'm taking a break from making 'taking a break' jokes. Hopefully everyone else will follow my lead, continuing forever.

I'm taking a break from making 'taking a break' jokes. Hopefully everyone else will follow my lead, continuing forever.

Teenagers were born too recently.

At the end of this hour, I am going to take 10 or 20 minutes off from EWB. I am saying this so nobody asks where I am or what is going on. It's not personal, and I'm not mad at anyone; I'm just going to the shop for a little bit.

At the end of this hour, I am going to take 10 or 20 minutes off from EWB. I am saying this so nobody asks where I am or what is going on. It's not personal, and I'm not mad at anyone; I'm just going to the shop for a little bit.

At the end of this hour, I am going to take 10 or 20 minutes off from EWB. I am saying this so nobody asks where I am or what is going on. It's not personal, and I'm not mad at anyone; I'm just going to the shop for a little bit.

At the end of this hour, I am going to take 10 or 20 minutes off from EWB. I am saying this so nobody asks where I am or what is going on. It's not personal, and I'm not mad at anyone; I'm just going to the shop for a little bit.

'cause we got a little convoy, rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a little convoy - ain't she a beautiful sight?

Recruit Kony to fight ebola.

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON

When I fullscreen a YouTube video on Google Chrome, I still see the time-line thingy. HELP?

"You're only half the man that I am...and I have half the brain that you do....." - Sid Vicious

If the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that’s what everyone else does.

I learned all I know about sex from Ted Talks.

I already miss being a donator.

I already miss being a donator.

Uh, Ms. Preston. We'd like you to meet some of our... friends. This is Dave Beeth-Oven, uh, Maxine of Arc, Herman the Kid, Bob "Genghis" Khan. So-cratz Johnson. Dennis Frood. And, uh, uh... Abraham Lincoln.

Why back in my day you only had 2 EWB's and you liked it that way. You kids and your fancy 6 EWB's. What do you even do with that many??

Woke up to an entire U2 album automatically downloaded onto my iPhone. Of all the things Apple can do to piss me off, putting U2 in my phone has to rank up there!

So, any bets on who fusionfx/fxhd will show up as next?

So, any bets on who fusionfx/fxhd will show up as next?

Who will challenge Kaney? Benji apparently.....

Internet's out for a week, so I won't be doing much diary updating before anyone complains.