Benji

Where the hell is the woot emoticon  

No.

I'm sorry Benji but we have nothing for you.

Only 4 more posts until I overtake Universal on the members list! The final task on the list of becoming greater than the legend that is Universal!

It took me 10 years and nearly 2 months, but I've made 5000 posts on EWB! If I had a nickel for every post I made on here, I'd have......5000 nickels! Or 250 dollars, but that doesn't sound THAT impressive does it? Well neither does 5000 posts over 10 years when you think about it, its only 1.37 posts per day. But still, its something right?

Clear eyes, full hearts... CAN'T LOSE

Clear eyes, full hearts... CAN'T LOSE

Throw out your hands, Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips, Give 'em a push! You'll be surprised, You're doing the French Mistake! Viola!

kliq is beautiful people.

How do you learn how to fall off a two foot ladder?!

Traveling to the Netherlands tomorrow and I can't find my wooden clogs.

I can't BINGO like BENJI cause I don't have enough to say.

"I knew I loved you before I met you"

Guess what the best part about working for a newspaper is?

Benji's dominance of EWB is almost complete.

It is now the 23rd of April 2015 which means I have been part of EWB for 10 straight years now. Thanks for tolerating me all this time.

Word on the streets is that The Handsome Luchadore should watch Daredevil.

Typical is Raw worth checking out this week status

I like to think that "Suplex City" is the name of the town in Brock Lesnar's current Animal Crossing game.

I kinda wish right now that we had the +/- system back

Good idea: Walling up a very annoying Sim. Bad idea: Walling up a very annoying real person.

Well, fuck me, you were right. Cat food is in the kitchen I can't open it because I don't have thumbs

Lint is the last one to post in every main area of EWB. Come on everyone else, get on the ball.

The name's Curtis Axel. GOT IT MEMORIZED?

My god! The Werewolf turned into Samuel Jackson!