So this week, The People's Himmarshee FC:
-Were set to face our division rivals with three matches to go, the winner all but clinching a playoff spot
-Opposition also plays in another league, and despite having been committed to our league's schedule since Jan, scheduled another match at the same time as this week's fixture at the last minute
-Demanded we reschedule. We told them fuck no, you committed to this, change your other match. They said they can't reschedule the other match, they'd forfeit if we didn't, we said oh well.
-League steps in and declares it a forfeit in our favor. Suddenly, opposition was able to reschedule the other match.
-One of their backup keepers was a temporary linesman as one the refs didn't show up on time
-We still beat them by three goals. 😎