OctoberRaven

"WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES?!" "MINE ARE DIRTYYYY!"

"You are out of touch, and I am saying that as someone who has only existed in your time for a week or two."

"You better wipe that face off your look"

"You carry a gun, does that mean you like to get shot?"

"You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much."

“Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” Buddha

*Crashing through a window on rocket skates* I'd like to apply for a building permit!

103 years since the death of Grover Cleveland

A&F are offering the Jersey Shore cast money NOT to wear their clothes. Seriously.

ABBA? ABBA, Swedish?! I knew them when they were a Lancanshire clog dancing trio!

Advice to anyone who gets an ear infection: Go to the doctor right away even if you don't have insurance. unless you like burning pain that keeps you from sleeping.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah! Ah ah ah! Ah ah ah! ...

Ah Easter. The magical time of the year where Smarties aren't fucking impossible to find in Florida.

All I know is, my gut says maybe.

An Uncanny X-Mas to you all.

And now it's time... for ORANGE DEATH!

And then Bischoff said, "Nash, 'Play' is the verb, not the adjective," Stunned at his grammatical defeat, Kevin Nash left Nitro never to be seen again, the end.

And this gentleman next to me is Big Cass, and he is over two meters in height, a quality that you cannot bequeath someone through education.

Andy Capp's Hot Fries are awesome. That is all.

Apparently I have the same name as a Real Salt Lake midfielder.

Austen 18:13 Says: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife"

Babyface Kane is like the WWE's Worf.

BARAKA! BARAKA! BARAKA! BARAKA! BARAKA!

BARRETT used BARRAGE! It's super effective!

BASHO~! BANANA TREE! *chestbump*