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Donda is out. 1hr and 48 mins long...

Welp, Forest Green are 2-0 down already.

Well at least ex-Arsenal players are sorted for the next week on Talksport and newspaper columns, saying this wouldn't happen with Tony Adams in the team blah blah blah.

Oh. Dear. Arsenal.

Genuinely the first time that I have seen the computer manage this. San Marino also took points off Hungary and Romania!

Week 1: Chelsea, Week 2: Manchester City Week 3: Forest Green Rovers

Man City 3-0 Arsenal (Sat 12.30pm, BT)Newcastle 0-0 Southampton (Sat 3pm)Norwich 1-2 Leicester (Sat 3pm)West Ham 2-0 Crystal Palace (Sat 3pm)Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea (Sat 5.30pm, Sky)

So who has Joe Rodon pissed off to not even make that Spurs squad?

Lord. They look like knock-off shirts you buy abroad or if Sports Direct didn't have the rights to sell the official kit.

Gutted when I found out at work. Been there for every Channel 4 panel show, and I can't picture him not being on television. He's a comedian that nobody was else was like, and an incredibly funny man where it just seemed effortless - his Mascot bits on Cats Does Countdown always got me. I always liked his Lockapedia stand-up show and his crossing the road bit too.

Uh, cannot say that I'm a fan.

Sam Clucas scores his annual goal against us.

For some reason I felt like starting Star Trek: the Next Generation after never having watched any Star Trek. I could almost feel my brain re-wiring in the middle of (90 minute!) first episode because of how slow it was. It was like watching a glacier move in real time and my attention span had never been tested like that. And hey, it turned out alright. Q seems neat. The following episode? With this scene? Painful.

Week 1: Chelsea Week 2: Manchester City

Crystal Palace 1-1 Brentford (Sat 3pm)Leeds 1-2 Everton (Sat 3pm)Brighton 1-0 Watford (Sat 5.30pm, Sky)Wolves 0-0 Tottenham (Sun 2pm, Sky)Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea (Sun 4.30pm, Sky)

That Ayling goal really pissed them off, huh.

Red and white stripes? Newly promoted team? Long throw? Arsenal having Stoke flashbacks.

Cardiff Castle is a sweet location for a gig, having seen the Manics there. Foals are coming over here tomorrow but man, £50 for them (even if they are a quality live band by all accounts) is steep.

Week 1: Chelsea

Man Utd 1-0 Leeds (Sat 12.30pm, BT)Leicester 2-0 Wolves (Sat 3pm)Watford 0-2 Aston Villa (Sat 3pm)Norwich 1-2 Liverpool (Sat 5.30pm, Sky)Tottenham 1-2 Man City (Sun 4.30pm, Sky)

In

Sure

Seems like a good appointment!