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MDK

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  1. You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well what

    1. 9 to 5
    2. MDK

      MDK

      I thought all you northerners liked Terrorvision 

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Wrong side of the divide.

  2.  

    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)

  3. Never was so much buggered up by so many to so few

  4. Sweet Albion around me, everywhere I go

  5. The London Underground is not a political movement!

  6. They love a bit of it 

  7.  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum

  8. ...and everything seemed to be going so well

  9. *blush*

    Your name isn't half bad, you sexy thing you.

  10. Friday night we'll be drinking Manischewitz
    Going out to terrorize Goyim
    Stomping shagitz, screwing shiksas
    As long as we're home by Saturday morning

  11. Once a day he shaves his head
    But will he ever walk the line?

  12. They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.

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    2. MDK

      MDK

      That's something no-one should ever have to see.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Oh my God, there's James Last!

    4. MDK

      MDK

      I recognise him from Rimmer's record collection!

  13. A Lonely Wank In A Travelodge

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      What's Handy Andy got to do with this?

    3. K

      K

      that the name of my mixtape

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      The sequel to 'Have a lonely Christmas'

  14. An dog on an skateboard that accidentally hangs itself

  15. Anyone know a good place to buy a motherboard bundle in the UK? I'm looking at novatech since I've always used them, anyone have any suggestions?

  16. Big Stinky Chicken

  17. Closet alcoholic anonymous, bitch I drink alone

  18. Damn, it feels good to be a Gangsta

  19. Dan is on t' mobile

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    2. Dan

      Dan

      Next thing you know he'll be Tebowing.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      That was never relevant. Shut up, Dan.

    4. MDK
  20. Dance, fucker, dance

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      Did he ever have a chance?

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      YER GONNA GO FAR KID

  21. Do the Helen Keller and dance with your hips

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