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MDK

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  1. Don't let the bastards grind you down

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Anything you say, Fletch.

    2. LL!

      LL!

      Stop trying to make Fletch happen.

  2. Don't put the gas away yet

  3. Drunk by noon but that's okay, I'll be president someday.

  4. Empathy is the poor man's cocaine

  5. Everything turns grey 

    1. GA!
    2. MDK
    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      No matter what you think or do or say, everything turns gay.

  6. EWB: THE APOCALYPSE

  7. EXCELLENT NOSH

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      What shmear you got on it?

  8. Go on then, just this once, use my arsehole as a cunt

  9. Hair of the dog or to not hair of the dog?

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    2. MDK

      MDK

      I had a cheap energy drink instead

    3. 9 to 5
    4. Josh

      Josh

      NOW YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH

      A SON OF A BIIIIIIITCH

      (NOW YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH A SONOFABITCH)

  10. I begin every sentence with an apology, sorry that's the case it's just British policy

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Sorry, but you didn't start that sentence with an apology.

    2. MDK
    3. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I thought it was more of a Canadian thing.

  11. I begin every sentence with an apology, sorry that's the case it's just British policy

  12. I wish that I knew what I know, when I was younger

  13. I'm a fucked up dancer but my moods are swinging

  14. I'm liable to eat any pill you randomly hand me

  15. I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

  16. Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicolas.

    1. Kyle

      Kyle

      There are four interests I have, Nick. Football, music, money, and the annihilation of anybody who interferes with that shortlist . . . I know you couldn't have known my position because you're not so fucking stupid that if you did know, you would turn up here scratching your arse, with that `what's going on here' look slapped on your Chevy Chase. But what you do know is where these people live.

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia!

    3. MDK

      MDK

      Keep your fingers out of my soup

  17. Kill all the white man

  18. My duty go from moving in packs to sharing food with a cat

  19. Never seen zef so fresh

  20. ranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast referred to Saturday night's massive protests in Tottenham, which came following the day I'm not for a stab proof vest Ah yes Dave, because you

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