Tkasto

Everyone is entitled to enjoy a gig/festival in their own way, so long as it doesn't infringe on others. If someone spends literally the entire thing recording or taking photos then sure, but if people want memories from it on their phone then what's the problem?

Why are their phones so stupid?

The problem is that they do it so they can show their friends some shitty tinny sounding footage that their friends don't care about. A photo here or there is fine, but fuck off with recording entire songs, or worse, entire performances. You're obstructing other peoples views and trying to show people on social media that you're living life rather than actually living it.

And up until the advent of smart phones, people weren't allowed to record the entire thing for this exact reason, events had explicit instructions that anyone caught recording performances would be kicked out, so this is not a new thing, it's just worse with phones.

Can he walk into a chainsaw instead?

I also do Crossfit.

And you're a vegan.

Cake tbh.

DEATH BY CAKE!

... and so my choices are "or death?"

Prank? For laughs? Yes, of course. Just a harmless prank....for laughs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Twelve years dungeon. All of you, dungeon. Seven years, no trials. C'mon, let's move it.