Hobo

A pretentious English major music columnist (my competition) at the college paper told everyone and anyone that his column was "eviscerated." Two sentences were taken out of his story, neither of them changing the story's tone. For fuck's sake.

Carmelita, hold me tighter!

I am Torgo I look after the place while the master is away...

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

Watching The Great American Bash 1991, I just watched The One Man Gang vs. El Gigante. My my my what a great match. Sadly I think it was better than Pillman vs. Badd on the same show.

ROB VAN DAM

Learning Gaelic is fucking hard.

Its Gone!!!

‎"cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run" why would tramps like Bruce Springsteen? what has he done for them?

The board is offline? So that means I'm here alone! *runs through board naked*

One big reason why youtube is brilliant Pretty much every episode of Have I Got News For You is on there, ah Angus, how we miss thee

I hereby officially request a Team No One Gets Over usergroup to be created for posters in the Ring. Comment here if you want to see it also.

Now has hair like Tyson Kidd!

GET ROWDY!

So I only have three friends on EWB apparently. Now, am I an asshole or is everyone like me & forgot you could add friends on EWB?

BOOMER WILL LIVE!!!

Who will eat the Undertaker's steak?

one to four fluid ounces of Cognac will relax a nervous girl

Hi!

Whatever happened to Pretty Ricky?

Where's Essa Rios?

I was told that the entire population of Ireland wants me dead. Well I'm Irish and I don't want myself to die, Kaney

keeps on listening Dusty Rhodes's WWF theme. It's addicting.