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Status Updates posted by CobraKaiEnTai

  1. Life is sexually transmitted.

  2. Listening to U2 on YouTube while drinking Yoo-hoo. 

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      follow that up with listening to Song 2 by Blur so you can go whoo-hoo!

  3. May the Fourth Be With You

  4. May the Schwartz Be With You.

  5. Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can YOU trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.

  6. Merry Christmas everyone and a happy birthday to our lord and savior @kliq and also some guy named Jesus. 

  7. My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

  8. Once you've read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Not if you read Roald Dahl (unless your dictionary contains the word 'biffsquiggled' :shifty:).

  9. Only 3 more weeks and this wretched year will finally be over. #2016hassuckedinsomanyways :angry:

  10. PMS jokes aren't funny. Period. 

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Jokes about The Pounce aren't funny. Period.

  11. Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters.

    1. Owen

      Owen

      How would 'ueue' be pronounced without the Q?

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      With complete silence duh. Vowels don't work without consonants. :P

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Yeah, but Q is also an all powerful alien being, so he can take whatever form he likes.

  12. Random thought for the day: If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      This sounds like a known unknown.

  13. Rather than wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, I'm going to instead ask someone to Marry Chris Masters.

  14. Remember to VOTE on or before November 6th, even if Nathan Jones, Carlito, Knife Sanchez or Super Marino aren't on the ballot. We need people who will challenge the current regime and who will look out for the FutR of our country, otherwise it will be Mayhem. Something, something ICW Awards.

    1. Molly

      Molly

      Peter Criss would put his hand up but it'd just be another poll in which nobody would vote for him.

    2. HarshMillennium

      HarshMillennium

      There should be write in option so WE THE PEOPLE can choose our own candidate! 

  15. So, has anyone heard from @Noah lately?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      No joke on nothing. Thought he was your Australian Alt Account :lol:

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      That would explain a lot

  16. Sorry, you can try to put as positive a spin on it as you want, but if you.....

    -Ain't got no place to lay your head, somebody came and took your bed.

    -The landlord said your rent is late. He may have to litigate.

    And/or you....

    -Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style. Ain't got no gal to make you smile.

    With all due respect, I think I *might* worry a little bit and NOT be happy. Just saying.

  17. Uranus is visible to the naked eye tonight. Go ahead make your jokes.

    1. Owen

      Owen

      Better put some pants on, then.

    2. HarshMillennium

      HarshMillennium

      Well I don't know about other people StupidSexyFlanders, but Uranus is always visible to the naked eye.

  18. When you think about it, you realize the brain named itself.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Nah, think the scientists named both him and Pinky.

  19. Wishing everyone a Snappy Blue Bear

  20. You know, this status is pretty, you know, pointless, you know. A sheep is also called a ewe, you know. Uno, dos, tres is one, two, three in Spanish, tu ya sabes (you know)

    1. Molly

      Molly

      Nathan Jones está sobrevalorado
  21. Holy crap, there's a 29th of February now?!? When was this decided? Hope its not a recurring thing, I don't like my March 1sts being delayed like this.

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      In 1712, there was a 30th of February. Mad ting.

  22. Its been a long time coming, but the wait is almost over.......The I-3 Electorate will be posted soon.....oh yeah, and there's a new Star Wars coming out too apparently. :shifty:

  23. Its Black Friday, but really #AllFridaysMatter

  24. People keep asking me to lend them $2 so they can play Powerball and they'll pay me back IF they win. So, they can't pay me back 2 freaking dollars if they DON'T win?

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Do they not even have the two dollars in the first place? If they don't, then maybe they can't!

    2. Adam

      Adam

      Also, in the monumentally unlikely scenario that they DO win, considering they could never have won it without you, I hope you ask for more than just the $2 back.

    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      I went in to a gas station Saturday afternoon for a pop and a quick snack and wound up having to wait in line for what felt like foreeeeeever because there were 10 people ahead of me buying powerball tickets. Fuck powerball.

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