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Bart Simpson probably is 37...

The name's Curtis Axel. GOT IT MEMORIZED?

The name's Curtis Axel. GOT IT MEMORIZED?

My god! The Werewolf turned into Samuel Jackson!

My last status update was deleted. Any reason why?

Hey EWB, been too long, I asked random people on the street who will challenge Carlito, they just looked at me funny. Please help.

So they only difference between Dustin Rhodes and Erik Watts was Dustin could wrestle? WCW pushed both of them down our throats because of their daddies... IF YOU WHEEEL!

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Wilfried Bony, B+ Player

So currently Russian warships are en route to the city where I live and work. I'm going to take a wild guess that EWB is cheering for the commies.

Teenagers were born too recently.

What is it with right wing nut jobs and their terribly uncreative spins on the name Obama that they think they are the wittiest people on earth for using? I remember us discussing Obummer before and the latest one appears to be Obola.

I'd love for WWE to produce a modern version of WWF Aggression.

My dick is a journalist.

For the love of god, why does me typing the DEMON Kane turn in to the DEMON the DEMON the DEMON the DEMON Kane?

For those missing Rabbitman, he's currently off in the orbit celebrating. He may be gone a while.

Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

Back in the 90's, I was on a very famous TV show...

Due to dissapointing ratings, we will be in fact, cancelling the apocalypse. We apologise for the inconvenience.

Kids! I got some bad news about Lenny!

Now that Tupac Watson has turned on Kaney, what should their grudge match be? A street fight? No DQ? Scottish flag on a pole match?

Now that Tupac Watson and Kaney have decided to form a tag team, who will challenge them?

Now that Benji has been beaten to death, who will challenge Kaney?

Who will challenge Kaney? Benji apparently.....

I brought Vince Russo to EWB. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!