tristy

Me and Ace have a mutual non EWB, non Australian friend. This world is tiny.

2.21.11 - 90th anniversary of the Democratic Republic of Georgia adopting its first constitution

I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber.

i just saw Val Venis get locked out of a Carl's Jr.

Happy Birthday, Sousa, you fat piece of shit I love you, man!

Happy Birthday, Sousa, you fat piece of shit I love you, man!

To balance out all the getting along that has started to happen on EWB over the last few days, I just wanted you all to know that you are the human equivalent of the water that runs off my crotch when I wash it after coitus. Fuck y'all. You guys are the worst.

To balance out all the getting along that has started to happen on EWB over the last few days, I just wanted you all to know that you are the human equivalent of the water that runs off my crotch when I wash it after coitus. Fuck y'all. You guys are the worst.

To balance out all the hate that has taken over EWB over the last few days, I just wanted you all to know that I love every single one of you!

Ban Sousa '11

Ban Sousa '11

Ban Sousa '11

If for any reason, you blame a heinous crime on anyone other than the perpetrator of said crime, and you have no evidence, YOU SUCK. Internet, I'm looking at you.

My friend's boyfriend is fighting for Strikeforce tonight. Sweet

My friend's boyfriend is fighting for Strikeforce tonight. Sweet

I hate people who don't use spoliers, I get smackdown ruined for me like once a month.

I hate people who don't use spoliers, I get smackdown ruined for me like once a month.

141 inmates escaped from the local prison, in Tamaulipas (MX). In Mexico, we laugh at your "Prison Breaks".

EWB is too dull tonight. We need a good troll in the Ring to kick around or something.

is only good for 2 stars, apparently. I hate you guys.

whoever had "opening segment of first show" on the "how long before Skummy uses Roddy Piper in a modern-day WWE diary" pool, step up and collect your prize

"But as I looked at that longneck, layin' on that cheap industrial grade carpentry, I said to myself... how ironic. It wasn't so much the fact that I was out three dollars and seventy five cents, what it was to me was sand tickin' down through the hourglass. And everybody knows, so are the days of our lives."

loving the Pretty Hate Machine re-issue.

has there ever been a successful WresSpi diary, maybe one with a created wrestler?

It was all a dream, I used to read Powerslam magazine, Tatanka and Dynamite D in the limousine...