Summer Transfer Window 2022

[Szumi]

Because Chelsea don't have enough second strikers and/or 10s in their squad, they had a medical for Nkunku over the international break in Germany. They plan to pay his €60m release clause as soon as it activates.

[Naitch]

Don't need an out and out striker if you have four 10s and six wingers...

[stokeriño]

You'd think they'd only have to do another medical 9 months from now when (if) the transfer actually happens.

My theory is that the new Chelsea owners' solution to the eternal striker problem is to just pretend it doesn't exist.

Or that they have literally no idea why all our attacking players underperform, so resort to lobbing new players in as an endless churn of expensive disappointment.

Or both.

[Szumi]

This is all kinds of hilarious